Cussin!

Yes, I love cussing, I will freely admit it! Cussing is a useful way to relieve tensions. As I have always posited, “Would you prefer to be punched out or cussed out”? Hence, swearing can be used as way to deflect violence. It can also be used as a purgative for frustration, for pain relief; for example crying ‘shit‘ if you stub your toe or hit a funny bone. Swearing can be used in jokes, expressing elation(that was fucking great!), during sex, if you have an overwhelming love for something, a place, event etc(I fucking love chocolate!). In other words it is reflective of our feelings at the time and gives an extra emphasis to them.

Swearing knows no cultural boundaries. Everyone swears or has at some point, it’s just a matter of degree. Swearing isn’t solely in the domain of a certain class, culture, nationality or race, rather, it knows no limitations and is the epitome of equality! Swearing as a language tool, teaches children the various dimensions between what is appropriate, taboo, or inappropriate. If someone for example says ‘motherfucker’ as opposed to ‘fucker‘, the latter will be seen as the more ‘milder’ of the two. Kids are quick learners in this regards. When an adult hears a kid swear, they will, in most instances, correct the child’s language. Factor in the ‘rebelliousness’ of swearing among teenagers for example, swearing goes a long way in establishing their credentials of being ‘cool’. Of course as one matures this hopefully wears off to a great extent. People still swear in their daily lives or intermittently. Anyone ever drop an expensive piece of porcelain, look to see if anyone is around and yell “Oh Shit, fuck”!?

A cunning array of stunts!

Of course swear words can range from mild to extreme. Many of the swear words find their origins in sexual acts and bodily evacuation, such as ‘shit’ ‘piss’, ‘fuck’ etc. What is intriguing is the fact that these words may not or don’t refer to those particular functions but rather to behaviours or outcomes. For example, someone refers to another as being ‘fucked up’ due to the recipient’s behaviour or your ‘fucked’ if the outcome of a situation looks bleak. Someone tells another to “go piss up a tree”. Body parts are used also, many of them sexual organs as descriptors for people like ‘prick’ ‘nut sac’ ‘asshole’, “tits’(as useful as tits on a bull).

Gor blimey!

If you are going to cuss, develop a repertoire! Not just the requisite “fuck”, “shit”, or “piss”, although these can be used interchangeably or in conjunction with other words. For example, when referring to some one who is excellent at oral sex;”suck golf balls through garden hose“. The context being this for example;”Why are they with that person(if there is a perceived disparity in looks between the couple)? The reply; “maybe they(the perceived ugly one)can suck golf balls through garden hoses”. How about this one; “blow the brass off a door knob“, or this; lick the chrome off a fender”. For example, I love that archaic phrase ‘whore son!’ Be creative, the possibilities are endless when it comes to cussing. Why, you can cuss someone out with out even uttering a genuine cuss word as long as the intent is there!

Huh?

Here are some cuss words that I particularly find hilarious!
‘bullocks’
‘bumbo clot’
motherfuck you bitch!’
‘You hairy nut sac’
‘bunghole’
‘ass wad’
‘shit ticket’(toilet paper)
‘cluster fuck’
”fart face’
‘fuck face’
‘fuck wad’
‘fucktard’
‘fuck wit’
‘rass clot’
butt fuck
‘but hole’
‘dick cheese’
wank stain
‘butt blaster’
‘butt fuck Idaho‘(out-of-the-way place, can substitute another area)
‘moose crotch __(insert an out-of-the-way place)

The list is inexhaustible!

In order for your cussing to have a greater emphasis and impact, you must pick when to do so, sort of like picking your battles!. Remember, swearing can be a great pain reliever when you slice off your finger whilst preparing a salad, smash your head off the side of a wall or furniture, burn your hand while cooking, have particularly severe menstrual cramps, have telemarketers call you at dinner time or when you’re in the shower and rush out to answer the phone, get cut off in traffic, almost get run over by a truck, have some asshole shout ‘nice tits’ as your walking down the street, try a food you have never heard of much less eaten, spit it out and shout “this taste like shit!(hopefully this is figurative not literally that you’ve eaten shit before), you run out of toilet paper after taking a particularly huge dump and no-one else is around to get you some, someone runs their shopping cart on the back of your ankle, being accosted by Jehovah Witnesses, being exposed to volume deaf rendering earth-shaking music(Turn that motherfucking shit off!), seeing a UFO and exclaiming “what the fuck was that”(never mind you may have been drunk), unwittingly step into a pothole, fall on your ass in public and exclaim “fuuck, shiiiit! You see, the opportunities for cussing are endless and in many cases justifiable!

Tee hee, you're fucked!

The down side of cussing, well there are many. If in public, you may not know that the person you are cussing out, in response to cutting you off in traffic, may be a certifiable lunatic and may physically retaliate! You take your chances… The person who runs the shopping cart against your ankle may be an elderly person, the Jehovah Witness may bring down the wrath of god on you, the goof that hollered “nice tits” may take this as a license for asking for your number or worse yet, a date. So you see, there are risks involved, but like I said choose wisely!

To those that skin up their face and take on the holier than thou stance or express disdain for cussing, I say Fuck em!

Have a nice day. Oh and remember:

The world is full of assholes, much like opinions!


‘Said Mark Twain towards the end of his life, “If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there.”

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/the-science-of-swearing-read-the-fing-thing/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/8458163/Swearing-can-help-relieve-pain-study-claims.html

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-we-swear

http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/13/cursing-and-pain-relief/

  1. #1 by RHONA on November 20, 2009 - 08:28

    I love your list of favourite cuss words. I think I have heard you use most of them. Its true you have to pick and choose your battles or when to use the cuss word. I am not a cussing person as you know but when I stub my toe, hit my head, or any pain is inflicted on my body then one or two choice words comes out.

  2. #2 by Simone on November 21, 2009 - 12:10

    Yes I love Cussin! LOL

  3. #3 by Simone on November 21, 2009 - 12:11

    This is sort of tongue and cheek, but there have been psycholgical and scientific studies done on swearing which I looked up.

  4. #4 by brothawolf on February 11, 2012 - 18:55

    LOL.

    To be honest I allow my teenage students to swear as long as they do it quietly. I figured that they will do it sooner or later. Yet, some students would tell the ones who cuss to stop it.

  5. #5 by Herneith on February 12, 2012 - 16:25

    Just trying to cheer you up. A little hilarity goes a long way!

  6. #6 by sepultura13 on February 25, 2012 - 14:11

    I fuckin’ love this post! Great list of cuss words – my personal favorite is “douche-nozzle” as an insult to a man or “worthless, clap-riddled slag” for women! :cool:

  7. #7 by sam on March 8, 2012 - 17:54

    I think you should learn a finnish word Perkele. It is amazing. No matter where you are around the world, not matter what culture or language, country or fuckin forest you are on, everybody gets the message. The word itself was hijacked by the church way back and transformed its meaning as satan, or the devil. Originally it was one name for our original sky god Ukko, but with a baltic infusion (the main god of the lithuanians was Perkunas, the last pagan god worshipped officially in Europe by any state). So where as Ukko was the official name, Perkele was his call name when connected to thunder and fire.

    The most common way to say it is simply say Perkele. Very common is also Jumalauta Perkele! Which both are considered as cussing or swearing, specially by the church, because the word Jumala means god in finnish (also one word the church hijacked) and Perkele the old god of fire and thunder. But if we breaj the whole curse in pieces it comes out like this: Jumal(=god) auta(=help) Perkele(=god of fire and thunder). That is: Help God Perkele. No wonder the church did not like that.

    You may find the right sound in youtube but it is said very differently from the english type of pronanciation. With very sharp and hard consonants. PeRRRKKeLe. Just try it. It really works no matter where you are.

  8. #8 by Herneith on March 8, 2012 - 23:05

    Thanks for the language lesson! I can now curse in Italian, French, Tagolog, Martian and now Finnish!

  9. #9 by Herneith on March 8, 2012 - 23:07

    Oh and I forgot, German.

  10. #10 by diaryofanegress on May 9, 2012 - 17:59

    LOL. In the spirit of cussing…I think this motherfucking blog is fucking hilarious as fucking shit!

  11. #11 by Michelle on May 26, 2012 - 11:16

    I know this may be somewhat off topic (maybe this is an idea for a topic) but….I find it confusing when some people use the term “pussy” to describe someone scared or weak! For fucks sake…we push babies through that thing and take a pounding from cock! lomao…sorry I had to say it.

  12. #12 by Herneith on May 26, 2012 - 11:20

    That’s because they are afraid of it, or perhaps they are referring to Sylvester the cartoon character? In any case I prefer calling someone a nut sack,

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