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That's what I call a clean car if you like moose spittle! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/funny-car-memes-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny Car Memes - 19</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-22T12:41:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2016/09/24/i-love-jocularity-so-blow-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tasty-tyrone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tasty Tyrone Blow Up Doll</image:title><image:caption>Tall, dark and handsome</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tasty-tyron-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tasty Tyrone Blow Up Doll</image:title><image:caption>Tall, dark and handsome</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-22T19:31:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2016/07/28/pinky-the-cat/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-21T20:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2015/04/15/why-walking-dead-is-dead-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/10967912_10205870187214381_1263008355_n-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10967912_10205870187214381_1263008355_n (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-29T12:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2015/02/07/beyond-westeros-sisters-of-the-spear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kependu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kependu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sos</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ayen-and-bull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ayen and bull</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-04-27T00:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2015/02/05/support-black-businesses-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-05T15:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2015/02/05/support-black-businesses/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-05T15:24:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2015/01/11/space-traders-2-the-final-contact/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-11T17:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2014/12/31/2014-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-31T15:10:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2014/11/28/turn-black-friday-into-black-economics-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/all-books-images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>http://racismws.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/all-books-images1.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-07T04:40:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2014/09/04/a-short-update-on-my-case/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-25T16:32:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2014/07/26/update-on-my-case/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/inhapi_whole_body.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inhapi_whole_body</image:title><image:caption>Do ya think I'm sexy?  Jealous beyotches?  It took a lot of workouts to get this way.  So what if it was a few thousand years ago.  I look pretty hot for a broad who is that old.  I've got the legs to prove it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T18:46:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2014/06/10/martin-r-delany/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-31T23:57:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2014/05/21/june-is-white-racist-month-who-i-your-favourite-white-racist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/0948891081d7beb5c72d545074cac7cbc1bf8a3c992535c6d2744c0af7e7cfe4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Some Dub Fuck</image:title><image:caption>My name is Ashole Joe.  Shit I can't even spell ashole write but I can sure holler nigger!  Did I spell nigger write?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-07T01:09:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2014/03/15/dear-hernie-letter-stank-whores-are-us-who-gives-a-shit-its-a-letter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/auth-aspx.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>After having ten kids I need this shit!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-30T02:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/04/21/the-day-in-the-life-of-a-white-racist-troll/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dumbfuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumbfuck</image:title><image:caption>The award goes to Doug 666, Bliff, randy and Brahms and all the rest of those white racist trolls out there.  Fuck off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/everyone-shut-the-fuck-up-im-trying-to-think.jpg</image:loc><image:title>everyone-shut-the-fuck-up-im-trying-to-think</image:title><image:caption>Randy, the true intellectual of these three stooges!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bum-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bum 2</image:title><image:caption>Doug 666 on the golf course and after partaking of a liquid lunch.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bum-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bliff is my name, riling up negroes is my game....after a few drinks that is.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tin-foil-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tin Foil Hat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-13T16:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/08/29/the-kerchief-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/buttocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buttocks</image:title><image:caption>For those who love kissing white ass, here's something you'll find indispensible!  Buy one of these buttocks 'mouse' and you can kiss white behind all day!  A white ass will be at your disposal so you can kiss it whenever you get the 'urge'.  9.99 plus shipping and handling!  Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.  It's yours for 30 days on a trial basis!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/stepinfetchit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stepinfetchit</image:title><image:caption>Hi, my name is Stepin Fetchit.  In case you didn't know I was once a famous actor.  I had to take on role of such degrading quality because I couldn't get a decent one.  I had to pander to the racist stereotypes of the day.  What's your excuse?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/billy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy</image:title><image:caption>Billy's' my name, shucking and jiving for the white man is my game sah!  Do dar do dar!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kerchiefs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kerchiefs</image:title><image:caption>Kerchiefs for he kerchief heads!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/fat-white-bitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fat white bitch</image:title><image:caption>Hi.  My name is Cindy and I am all that and a bag of chips!  Just ask all the sell-loathing black men who go for my type!  My selling point?  Why my white skin bitches!  I am white and ugly but despite this, I can still steal any black man from you Negresses.  Besides, kerchief heads are a dime a dozen!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-17T08:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/open-mike/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-14T07:30:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/03/05/talking-in-code-or-wake-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/female_predator_by_jokerzombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>My tits are bigger than yours are bitch.  Oops sorry wrong post!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/inbred-white-tiger-kenny-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inbred-white-tiger-kenny-3</image:title><image:caption>Hi, Mikey her again.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-04T14:51:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/06/08/my-awakening-part-1/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-02T02:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/05/15/hernies-face-elixir-shout-out-to-negress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jenkins_tiyenubian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jenkins_TiyeNubian</image:title><image:caption>Thanks Hernie, I feel thousands of years younger!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Nothing Hernie's elixir can't cure!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-28T15:07:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/05/11/hernie-my-co-worker-is-one-stank-beeyotch-help/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/051213_0038_herniemycow1.png</image:loc><image:title>051213_0038_HernieMyCoW1.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/051213_0037_herniemycow1.png</image:loc><image:title>051213_0037_HernieMyCoW1.png</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T12:07:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/04/30/hernies-guide-to-finding-a-man/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-14T01:05:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/01/01/how-to-deal-with-the-white-racist-part-ii-shout-out-to-sepultura13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/3r6ec5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3r6ec5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/three_stooges_intro_card_1958.jpg</image:loc><image:title>three_stooges_intro_card_1958</image:title><image:caption>Sing after me(to the refrain of "Three Blind Mice', "Three dumbfucks!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cthulhu-cthulhu-demotivational-posters-1298757845.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cthulhu-cthulhu-demotivational-posters-1298757845</image:title><image:caption>Hey, I'm not as mean as I look!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cross-eyed</image:title><image:caption>These white folks are driving me crazy to the point of making me cross-eyed!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/intredasting2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>intredasting2</image:title><image:caption>Hi, Mikey here.  I am as crazy as a bag of hammers!  It's because I am invred.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-21T17:24:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/whatever/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-23T20:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/03/23/dear-hernie-letter-4-or-is-it-5-whatever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hobo-dog-article_image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hobo dog--article_image</image:title><image:caption>Go fuck yourselves arseholes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T11:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/03/02/dear-hernie-part-3-or-is-it-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/1620665810.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1620665810</image:title><image:caption>No speaka de English</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T22:44:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/02/19/comical-song-of-the-week-2/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-27T07:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/02/13/black-history-subject-brotha-wolf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/black_wolf_howl_lay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BLACK_WOLF_HOWL_LAY</image:title><image:caption>Hi Brotha here.  Read my blog or I will howl in your ear and perforate your blasted eardrum.  Only joking.  Oh, I am not a real wolf either, that's just my moniker!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumblr_lmg2ixrfrj1qi4ucgo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lmg2ixRfrj1qi4ucgo1_500</image:title><image:caption>H</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T16:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2013/02/08/comical-song-of-the-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/happy-sheep1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BaaaBaaaa</image:title><image:caption>I love the bleeting of you humans!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/deformedwhitetigeraww.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deformedwhitetigeraww</image:title><image:caption>Folks, my name is Mikey.  I may be funny looking but I am smarter than you because I am white! So what if I am an inbred cretin, I mean creature! I was dropped on my head at birth hence my funny looking face!  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T18:27:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/12/31/blog-summary-2012-the-comedy-the-comedy/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-02T01:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/12/09/historical-weirdos-a-preamble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gearbox von Hapsburg</image:title><image:caption>Hi,  I am an inbred gearbox!  My mother pumped her 1st cousin, who were also first cousins as were my parents who happen to be first cousins with my parents.  Confusing neh?  Well at least I am superior to you 'common' folk.  So what if Hapsburg.  Generations of inbreeding has crated my unique looks.  My parents were 1st cousins as were mine, who were 1st cousins with each other.  Confusing neh?  Well be that as it may I am superior to you despite my deformities, speech impediments and sub-intelligence.  Also, I am white so that alone makes me superior to you darker folk.  BOW DOWN MINIONS!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-13T09:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/12/02/the-hairy-arse-hall-of-shame-or-is-it-fame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cthulhu-challenge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cthulhu-challenge</image:title><image:caption>Someone invoke my name?  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mikey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mikey</image:title><image:caption>Says Kenny; "I like hairy arses but this gear box is ridiculous!
(Mikey is pictured here with his boyfriend Billy Max, another hairy asshole!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hairy-ass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hairy-ass</image:title><image:caption>Hi Gals!  I have enough hair on my arse that if I shaved it, could make a fur coat for you!  Teehee!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-02T21:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/11/19/update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/0.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Hi! Mikey here!  Please help that negress Hernie out with your prayers and support.  If you don't, I'll bite your head off!  Beyotches!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-24T16:56:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/11/05/how-to-deal-with-the-white-racist-i-a-preamble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/white-tiger-deformed-0088.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white-tiger-deformed-0088</image:title><image:caption>Like what you see Negroes?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>I hope this asshole at least gives me a cigarette and some liquor!  He is so colour blind tha he can't even tell that I am a lioness.  He wants to breed a 'white liger' on me I suppose!  Hell's Bells, what the fuck!&#13;
Tiger;  It's any port in a storm guys!  Last week I pumped a bear.  The sow almost bit my pecker off!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/blkkk41_t607.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BLkkk4[1]_t607</image:title><image:caption>Hi.  We are the modern day Kluless Klux Klan!  Besides having a shitty sense of fashion, we are a bunch of dumb fucks.  But do you know what?  Despite this we are better than the niggers.  Here we are at our annual conference where beer, hooch and spliffs abound!  Oh, I forgot meth!  You need fortification when going into battle with these nigroes!  Now we have to go shave our legs and burn some crosses!  Where's Nathan Dedford when you need him?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-14T17:10:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/10/24/hernies-skin-care-philosophy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien</image:title><image:caption>After using that chemical shitzoid cream, I grew another head.  Two heads ain't better than one.  Cthulhu, you've got nothing on me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pic_6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pic_6</image:title><image:caption>Hi!  I feel twenty years younger after using this cream!  Oh shit!  I won't be able to go on that date Saturday night, I'll have to be reborn!   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Chemical peel plant.  Moose crotch Montana.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-29T12:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/09/24/dear-hernie-letters-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images4</image:title><image:caption>My little fart biscuit Todd Willy!  He has had problems in the past with liquor but most of the menfolk around here do as well as his daddy!  He only drinks on weekends now!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images2</image:title><image:caption>My middle child and only daughter Joella!  Joella's a great baker as you can see.  It is too bad she has eight illegitimate kids for as many fathers and still lives at home!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images1</image:title><image:caption>My eldest Junior!  Handsome devil ain't he?  40 years old, hasn't held down a job in 20 years but at least he helps in the yard!  He'll find himself eventually!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sam_1711_edited.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAM_1711_Edited</image:title><image:caption>Not one of my best efforts for desserts but hey, at least I try!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>My signature dish, pork and beans and wieners casserole!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>index</image:title><image:caption>Toasted Sardine Sandwiches!  One of my husband's favourites!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2015079266.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015079266</image:title><image:caption>I have even taught my cat Snookums how to use the toilet!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/090726brighton1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>090726brighton1</image:title><image:caption>My living room.  A bit untidy, but again nothing out of the ordinary!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/200809231044.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200809231044</image:title><image:caption>Here's the dining room.  A bit messy but average for most people!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-04T01:43:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/09/21/the-white-racists-guide-to-riling-up-the-negro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/white-tiger-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white-tiger-1</image:title><image:caption>    Hi again folks, Mikey here. I may be funny looking but I am smarter than you because I am white! So what if I am an inbred cretin, I mean creature! I was dropped on my head at birth hence my funny looking face! With my white fur with piss coloured accents, I am all that and then some. I am superior to you, bow down minions before my brilliance!   Like my fiance Petula? Mikey the deluded asshole of a tiger!

 </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/returnoftheflyingpigscropped_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>returnoftheflyingpigscropped_1</image:title><image:caption>Hi my name is Petula.  Me and Mikey are getting married, wish us luck!  Sooeee, oink oink. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/demotivational-wiggas-hardcore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Demotivational-wiggas-hardcore.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/freedmans_bureau_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freedmans_bureau_thumb.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/freedmans_bureau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freedmans_bureau.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T12:27:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/09/16/upcoming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/inbred-white-tiger-kenny-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inbred-white-tiger-kenny-1</image:title><image:caption>Hi folks.  My name is Kenny the lion, or is it a tiger?  No worries, I am big!  My favourite pastimes are eating, sleeping, and slobbering!  Why am I on here?  Who the hell knows.  I am the product of inbreeding hence my 'weird' looks.  Oh well, I could have been born a dummy, thank goodness I am just funny looking given my father is also my brother.  He was born in Ma's last litter!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-22T00:34:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2009/11/24/natural-hair-care/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/queentiye015b35d.png</image:loc><image:title>Natural Hair Care</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wig5b35d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Natural Hair Care</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T18:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2010/01/13/top-ten-%e2%80%98hot%e2%80%99-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image_thumb5b125d.png</image:loc><image:title>Top Ten ‘Hot’ 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‘Hot’ Men</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image_thumb5b115d.png</image:loc><image:title>Top Ten ‘Hot’ Men</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image_thumb5b35d.png</image:loc><image:title>Top Ten ‘Hot’ Men</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image_thumb5b45d.png</image:loc><image:title>Top Ten ‘Hot’ Men</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T18:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2009/11/18/egyptian-god-of-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/thebes13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egyptian God of the Day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ra3.gif</image:loc><image:title>Egyptian God of the 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Day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tefnut13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egyptian God/Goddess of the Day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/geb13.gif</image:loc><image:title>Egyptian God/Goddess of the Day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/iusaaset22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egyptian God/Goddess of the Day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/shu1_thumb3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egyptian God/Goddess of the Day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/atum33.png</image:loc><image:title>Egyptian God/Goddess of the 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5-03-27 PM</image:title><image:caption>PDF preview!  You can scroll down the pages and read the pdf on your computer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/preview-paqne-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Preview Paqne 1</image:title><image:caption>Preview pane for images.  You can also play video and music format files in the preview pane.  You can size the pictures by zooming in and out.  Fanfuckingtastic!!  I haven't even plumbed the usages for this, being dumb I guess that is par for the course for me though!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/01-09-2012-4-09-14-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>01-09-2012 4-09-14 PM</image:title><image:caption>Dual pane which can be situated horizontally or vertically.  There are also tabe which indicate the drive and folder.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-25T01:28:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/08/29/dear-hernie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/fnyq2vie.gif</image:loc><image:title>fnyq2vie</image:title><image:caption>Hi there!  Got problems?  Need advice?  Well ol Queen Hernie's here to help out!  Being several thousand years old, has enabled me to weather many storms and situations.  I would like to put to put my invaluable experiences to use in order to help others!  C'mon now!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-01T21:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2009/11/21/what-the-word-nigger%e2%80%9d-has-taught-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-27T16:01:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/07/11/why-i-mock-the-white-racist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cthulu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cthulu</image:title><image:caption>Cthulu leaving his condo after anight of passion with Jaws!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/goof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goof</image:title><image:caption>Hi.  I am an avowed HDB adherent.  I am fucking ugly, suffer from halitosis, soap is anathema to me, I have bacon stains in my drawers, I fart belch indiscriminately.  But you know what? Genetically having a superior intellect cancels all this out.  Don't be sad Negroes, everyone is different!  At least you are good at sports!   I think I'll get me a mail order bride, preferably an Asian ones as they are smarter genetically than even whites are.  But our peckers are bigger than their men so that's a plus!  If all else fails, I'll get me a BWE.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>th</image:title><image:caption>White Nationalist picnic.  All their 'hard' work drives them to drink and then some!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/th-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>th.jpg 1</image:title><image:caption>"I am white, fat and ugly, but I can still cut a rug!  Besides however lowly I am among other whites, I am still better than you."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pics_motivational-shamwow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pics_motivational-shamwow</image:title><image:caption>Hi folks, I am an asshole of the first order!  I love to promote foolishness, dumbfuckery and other assorted bullshit with my superior intellect!  Take these rags for instance, I've sold billions to unsuspecting assholes.  Being superior, it is my right!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/racist_democrat_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racist_democrat_poster</image:title><image:caption>My how things have changed!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/demotivational-posters-the-end-times-are-nigh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demotivational-posters-the-end-times-are-nigh</image:title><image:caption>A little bit of both I suspect!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tumblr_luj11uxiuy1r6t44go1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_luj11uXIuy1r6t44go1_400</image:title><image:caption>Baaaa!!!!!  Baaaaa!!!  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T08:09:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2010/11/10/are-white-men-ugly-or-is-it-white-women-who-make-them-so/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img00085_thumb.png</image:loc><image:title>img00085_thumb.png</image:title><image:caption>I can get any coloured man I want! I am white! What do looks have to do with It?(triple bagger In Teenage Boy parlance)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img00085.png</image:loc><image:title>img00085.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img14289_thumb.png</image:loc><image:title>img14289_thumb.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img14289.png</image:loc><image:title>img14289.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img02965_thumb.png</image:loc><image:title>img02965_thumb.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img02965.png</image:loc><image:title>img02965.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img05375_thumb.png</image:loc><image:title>img05375_thumb.png</image:title><image:caption>I'm Too Sexy For My Small Schlong Underwear!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img05375.png</image:loc><image:title>img05375.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img21384_thumb.png</image:loc><image:title>img21384_thumb.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img21384.png</image:loc><image:title>img21384.png</image:title><image:caption>Do you like my man titays?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-06T20:35:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/05/23/are-black-women-ugly-or-is-it-small-peckered-men-that-make-them-so/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Hi, my name is Henry.  I own a hair salon and am excepting new customers.  I have a special on this week!  Come on girls!  hehehehehe!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1-3341719-4282-t1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-3341719-4282-t</image:title><image:caption>Like The Hair, Or Is It My Eyes You Are Looking At?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/satoshi-kanazawa1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satoshi-kanazawa</image:title><image:caption>Hi, My Name Is One Ugly Fuck. I Write Bullshit Professionally. Will You Be My Friend?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/wire_idris-elba_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wire_idris-elba_thumb.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/wire_idris-elba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wire_idris-elba.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Hiiiiii!!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/beautifulback_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beautifulback_thumb.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Like my coin belt?  Like the hair.  Look but don't touch!  Buttocks you can carry trays on heifers!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/beautifulback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beautifulback.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/images_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images_thumb.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1-3341719-4282-t_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-3341719-4282-t_thumb.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T18:57:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/06/13/dumbfuckery/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-15T18:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/21/amateur-software-reviews-for-the-stupid-1-teracopy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/teracopy-141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teracopy-14</image:title><image:caption>You can move files around within the Explorer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/teracopy-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teracopy-14</image:title><image:caption>You can move your files around within the Explorer window!  Sort of like having a virtual file cabinet!   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tera-copy.gif</image:loc><image:title>Tera copy</image:title><image:caption>Right click and send elswhere!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-13T09:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/31/now-theres-jackasses-and-there%e2%80%99s-jackasses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dumbfuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumbfuck</image:title><image:caption>I'd say!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/laughing_horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laughing_horse</image:title><image:caption>Bwahahahah!!!!!  BillyBob the laughing horse!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/asshole-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asshole-posters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/image003-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image003 - 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T18:16:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/02/05/cussin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/opinions-opinions-assholes-demotivational-poster-12611734651.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opinions-opinions-assholes-demotivational-poster-1261173465</image:title><image:caption>The world is full of assholes, much like opinions!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/opinions-opinions-assholes-demotivational-poster-1261173465.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opinions-opinions-assholes-demotivational-poster-1261173465</image:title><image:caption>I'll say!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alfred-e-newman.gif</image:loc><image:title>Alfred E. Newman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/shamwow_guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shamwow_guy</image:title><image:caption>Some dumb fuck!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/laughing-llama-claws-and-paws-july-14-2001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laughing Llama Claws And Paws July 14 200</image:title><image:caption>Tee hee, you're fucked!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/laughing-llama-claws-and-paws-july-14-200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laughing Llama Claws And Paws July 14 200</image:title><image:caption>Tee hee!  You're fucked!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cussing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cussing</image:title><image:caption>Huh?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fuck-off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuck off</image:title><image:caption>Gor blimey!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/badassmotherfuckers.png</image:loc><image:title>BadAssMotherfuckers</image:title><image:caption>A cunning array of stunts!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/favim-com-12346.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Favim.com-12346</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-26T15:20:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/11/29/crackerisms-101-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/asshole-posters6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Assholish Asshole!</image:title><image:caption>"My name is Joe Billy Bob and I am an Asshole!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-16T20:13:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/03/15/on-a-serious-note/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nofretiri1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nofretiri</image:title><image:caption>Being mummified has done wonders for my hair!--Ahmose-Nefertari,  progenitress of the 18th dynasty, Egypt. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nofretiri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nofretiri</image:title><image:caption>Being mummified has done wonders for my hair!  Ahmose-Nefertari progenitress of the 18th Dynasty, Ancient Egypt!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-26T15:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/02/05/for-satanforce/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-11T22:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2012/01/29/ode-to-thor-ho-joh-toh-hahahahahaha/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>The Dumbfuck of the Day Award Goes to.....drumroll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jerkoff-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerkoff 2</image:title><image:caption>Suffering Sucataaaasssssh, Meeeowww,  Argh!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jerk-off-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerk off 2</image:title><image:caption>Tee Hee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jerk-off-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerk off 2</image:title><image:caption>Tee Hee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/masterbation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Masterbation</image:title><image:caption>One armed bandit!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-25T19:06:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2010/12/12/im-from-your-err-i-mean-uranus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image_thumb2.png</image:loc><image:title>image_thumb.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image2.png</image:loc><image:title>image.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny-pictures-alien-kitten-gxm_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-pictures-alien-kitten-GXm_thumb.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny-pictures-alien-kitten-gxm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-pictures-alien-kitten-GXm.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image_thumb1.png</image:loc><image:title>image_thumb.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image1.png</image:loc><image:title>image.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image_thumb.png</image:loc><image:title>image_thumb.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/image.png</image:loc><image:title>image.png</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T23:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/29/posts-i-am-working-on/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-13T19:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/24/merry-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/roadkill-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadkill chicken</image:title><image:caption>Not bad, not bad at all.  If you have guest don't let them know this is roadkill whatever you do!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kung-fu-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kung fu cat</image:title><image:caption>Take that you asshole!! Suffering Sucatash!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cat-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat food</image:title><image:caption>Yum!  Look at that cat food.  I can think of a million ways to cook it!  For now, I will just use it for the Roadkill stuffing!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/santapoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santapoo</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T08:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/17/a-turd-by-any-other-name-is-just-a-turd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/heifer-shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heifer shoes</image:title><image:caption>And the dumb heifer of the day award goes to......</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T00:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/14/women-led-relationships-you-know-you-want-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/men-wrestling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>men wrestling</image:title><image:caption>Get em Tiger!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/all-man-1962-05-may-nazi-woman-whipping-a-prisoner-8x6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ALL MAN - 1962 05 May - </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Female Owned and Operated</image:title><image:caption>Bend him over quick girls!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-12T04:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/10/new-posts/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-11T20:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/08/men-are-pigs-but-i-love-them-anyway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bums2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bums2</image:title><image:caption>My failed date and his 'concoction'!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bum</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/images3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Evolution of Man</image:title><image:caption>From just plain funky to rank!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/images2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Evolution of Men, From Bad to Worse</image:title><image:caption>The fuckers went from being funky hairy aresholesd to hairless funky assholes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://herneithmyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hairy-arse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hairy 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