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He was hung like a horse! That got your attention eh? Bunch of pigs! I only run a clean blog! Anywho I wanted to write about my travails with driving. Tweren’t pretty!
I went for my first Driver’s test and failed! Well, the test started out easily until the tester told me to parallel park! There were mounds of snow along the sides of the road! Anyways, I did as she instructed and ended up backing into a snow bank. Well, it took me about five motherfucking minutes to get out of the fucking snow bank. Did I write I run a ‘clean’ blog? I lied.
Let me give you a little background on myself when it comes to getting nervous. I get gaseous when nervous. Compounded with the hilarious thoughts popping into my head, are the silent killer emissions emanating from my rectum. Well once this happens, I start laughing! Well, I couldn’t laugh as the tester was getting progressively agitated. Imagine trying to hold your buttocks together and not laugh out loud while doing it! Torture! This fucked up the rest of the test. Imagine trying to suppress your laughter and gas at the same time. Anywho, it was downhill from there, I failed!
I had an invaluable experience, though; next time take Bromo Seltzer and ex-lax the night before the test! I rebooked. I need a fucking car!
I nearly pissed my drawers when I saw this. This tom cat is my new hero!
Excellent article. This is why I don’t watch a lot of these shows with ‘Black characters’. I prefer this in most instances:
Anyhow, an excellent article by author Stephen Barnes!
SPOILER WARNING: No, screw it.
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”
And here, predictable as clockwork, is the balancing essay to my comments about “Focus” just a few days ago. No, my optimism is still high, for the movie, our country, and the human race. But it is important to speak about this because I’ve watched it for five years, had innumerable conversations about it, and while I often loved the show, at times it felt like watching a slow-motion train wreck.
I’m done with “Walking Dead.” And the Upton Sinclair quote needs to be modified to be understood in this context: it is difficult to get someone to understand something if understanding would cost them pleasure, or cause pain, or acknowledge their privilege. It isn’t quite “you can’t wake up someone who is pretending…
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Sisters of the Spear is an anthology of “seventeen original and exciting” fantasy tales featuring heroines of color, set in realms of magic, monsters and myth outside of the Eurocentric norm. Yes Virginia, there is life–and fantastic stories to be told–beyond Westeros.
“Ayen and Bull”- art by Jason Reeves. Story by “moi”
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