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Are Black Women Ugly or is it Small Peckered Men That Make Them So?
Posted by Herneith in Bullshit!, Dumb Fuck of the Day, Goofisms, HDF, Hunks, Palm Sisters Award, Tomfuckery on May 23, 2011
So, I came across this post . In it, this ass crack by the name of Satoshi Kanazawa,
makes the scientific claim that Black women are the most unattractive due to an overdose of testosterone! This theory also explains why black men are the ,most attractive! Folks, and I use the term lightly, that’s a bunch of bullshit if I ever heard any. First the ‘race realist HBDers’ , now this fool. Will it ever stop? Everyone has got a theory, I am no different!
Here’s my theory. It all comes down to pecker size! That’s right, it is all in pursuit of the almighty leg-over, the horizontal mambo if you will. The trick is to make your competitor look worse than you are and this can extend to groups. Let me use Asians as an example. First off, let me clarify that Asia is not a country! It consist of hundreds if not thousands of different languages, ethnicities, culture, phenotypes and so forth, etc. etc.. Now in order to compete for some tail, here’s what you do. You emasculate the competing group by mythologizing their penis size, give them ‘effeminate’ features, tie intelligence to pecker size. Of course you will have to position yourself as being ‘just’ right amongst the ends of the spectrum.
Once you’ve positioned yourself thus, you get to work! You paint Asian men as being on one end of the spectrum, the highest ones being the ‘smart’ Asian men, albeit with small peckers. The Black men who are the most attractive, you must hyper sexualize them to the extent that most women(except their own) are scared shitless of their big peckers and uber manliness. You make up stories and statistics as to how these brutes will sexually
attack women and hurt them with their oversized peckers! Add to this that most have low IQs, you’ve got quite a scare tactic don’t you? You then position yourself as the golden median between the two ends of the spectrum.
But you know what? These tactics didn’t work too long did they? The horny heifers got hip to your ways! Instead of being frightened off, you piqued their curiosity! You scare off the bitches with visions of this type of Black man:
However, this is closer to the reality:
OOps sorry, that picture was for my beefcake/muscular buttocks post! Here:
So you see, your machinations go only so far. Write all the academic tomes you want. Research, research research! Pull all the stats out of your ass that you can(most people don’t understand them anyways). What do women really want? Well here’s my paradigm, it’s based on four footed animals, since there seems to be a trend towards comparing men’s behaviour to animals!:
—The Tiger!—The tiger in bed!!!Yowza!!!!!
The Jackass—The jackass to pay for it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which one are you? The Tiger or the jackass? I’d hazard a guess and say this Kuntazawa is a jackass! Ideally, a woman would prefer both of these animals! So you see, it has nothing to do with looks. A massive pay cheque also gets the woman’s juices flowing! If all else fails for you pecker sizist ‘race realists, there is always the palm sisters Agnes and Arlene!! The Palm sister Award goes to this gearbox, Satoshi! Good day to you! Sorry but that picture to the right begs for an encore!!!!!!! Yeaaaah baby!!!!!!