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June is White Racist Month! Who Is Your Favorite White Racist?


Hi folks!  I have just come up with a brilliant idea for a series of posts!  I aim to write posts on people’s’  favorite white racists!  I love the comic fodder they offer!  Folks if you have any suggestions, place them in  the comments section.  Let the hilarity commence!

My name is Ashole Joe.  Shit I can't even spell ashole write but I can sure holler nigger!  Did I spell nigger write?

My name is Ashole Joe. Shit I can’t even spell ashole write but I can sure holler nigger! Did I spell nigger write?

Anyone have any favorites?

 

 

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Comical Song of the Week


I love the bleeting of you humans!

I love the bleeting of you humans!

It seems people love to post their favourite songs.  Well, I think I’ll post the songs/music I think are comical!  for starters Jim Reeves, ‘He’ll Have to Go‘.

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Let’s pretend that we’re together all alone
I’ll tell the man to turn the juke box way down low
And you can tell your friend there with you he’ll have to go

Whisper to me tell me do you love me true
Or is he holding you the way I do
Though love is blind make up your mind I’ve got to know
Should I hang up or will you tell him he’ll have to go

You can’t say the words I want to hear
While you’re with another man
Do you want me answer yes or no
Darlin’ I will understand

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Let’s pretend that we’re together all alone
I’ll tell the man to turn the juke box way down low
And you can tell your friend there with you he’ll have to go

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Historical Weirdos, a Preamble!!!!!!


Hi,  I am an inbred gearbox!  My mother pumped her 1st cousin, who were also first cousins as were my parents who happen to be first cousins with my parents.  Confusing neh?  Well at least I am superior to you 'common' folk.  So what if Hapsburg.  Generations of inbreeding has crated my unique looks.  My parents were 1st cousins as were mine, who were 1st cousins with each other.  Confusing neh?  Well be that as it may I am superior to you despite my deformities, speech impediments and sub-intelligence.  Also, I am white so that alone makes me superior to you darker folk.  BOW DOWN MINIONS!!!!!

Hi, I am an inbred gearbox! My mother pumped her 1st cousin, whose parents were also first cousins as were my parents’ grandparents who happened to be first cousins as were their grandparents and so on and so forth! Confusing neh? Well at least I am superior to you ‘common’ folk. So what if Hapsburg generations of inbreeding has created my unique looks? My grandparents were 1st cousins as were my great grandparents, who were 1st cousins with each other did I already state that? Well, no matter. Confusing neh? Well be that as it may I am superior to you despite my facial deformities, speech impediments and sub-intelligence. Also, I am white so that alone makes me superior to you darker folk. BOW DOWN MINIONS!!!!!

I love reading about inbred historical weirdos!  I find them to be interesting on so many levels.  European history contains millions of examples of such arseholes!  Study them folks in order to understand Europeans!  There is a strong correlation between these historical lunatics, their mode of rule, and the systemic white supremacy they have left as their enduring legacy.  Of course this was after the Europeans became ‘white’.  Time permitting, I will endeavour to acquaint you with these morons, I mean personages.

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Dear Hernie Letters of the Day!


Good day!  I received these letters from some clowns!  I shit you not!  It goes thus, first letter:

“Dear Hernie, I think I may have a problem!  I have been married for 20 years to a wonderful, caring man.  He is very attentive and a good provider.  He even praises my cooking, (I can’t cook worth shit).  He tells me constantly that he loves me and brings me presents such as bon bons and chocolates(Belgian).  Our love life is regular considering all the headaches I suffer from.  

Hernie, something strange has been happening in the last few months and it finally came to a head last night.  My husband was working another overtime shift last evening.  He got home around midnight looking exhausted.  I offered to warm up a can of pork and beans and run a bubble bath for him.  Whilst he was getting into the bath tub, I notices lipstick marks on his nut sac, I mean scrotum.  Hernie, do you thing he has been cheating?”

In a word probably.  Now the questions to be asked, the the solutions to be proffered are as follows:

1.  How much income does he make a year?  The reason I ask?  It might not be to your advantage if he has a low paying job, to divorce. Getting half or little of nothing isn’t worth the cost.  You may be able to get extras such as clothes, perfume, or a trip to the Bingo parlour.  In other words, extort concessions  out of him.  If he has a low paying job, he may not wish to get a divorce.  He may want to go to counseling, barring that, get him a case of liquor.  He will be too drunk to do anything or go anywhere.  If he is rich or has a high paying job which requires a facade of respectability, then threaten divorce!  Shit, divorce him and take everything you can!

2.  You wrote that he had lipstick marks on his scrotum?  Well you can do two things, ask him where he got the lipstick marks from.  Perhaps he was experimenting as he is a closet cross dresser.  Look at it on the bright side whatever answer he provides, you will not have to put out as he is sleeping/pumping someone else.  Your headaches may become a thing of the past as a result.  You can turn a blind eye to his shenanigans as long as he keeps the pay cheques coming.  Make sure he isn’t spending money on the whore, taking her to dinner, to flea bitten motels, or buying her cheap perfume, every penny counts as long as it’s in your account!

3.  Your third option is to throw caution to the wind and pump the milk man.  Are you for real?

Letter #2:

“Dear Hernie,  I have been dating a wonderful woman for the last fifteen years.  However, she is an alcoholic.  When drunk, which is most of the time, she is violent, promiscuous and foul tempered!  When drunk, she berates me in public calling me names such as motherfucker, cocksucker and a piece of shit!  To say this is embarrassing is an understatement!  Many a time I’ve had to bail her out of jail for public drunkenness and brawling.  Hernie, I don’t know how long I can put up with this.  This isn’t recent, she became like this after a year and a half of dating!  Help Hernie!

Dear jackass, dump the broad!  You read like you are a few cards short of a deck yourself, either that you are a masochist!  Grow some balls!  Good day!

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