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Ode to Thor! Ho Joh Toh HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Here’s a poem I wrote for the illustrious ‘Thordaddy’!  It was too hot for the internet!

One armed bandit!

Thordaddy,
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
These fools don’t get it?
Oh please, I already forgot!
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
Do the formulas and you will see,
Jackasses are a dime a dozen can’t you see?
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
Radical autonomy,
Masturbatory fantasies don’t count as philosophy!
A plantation Negro?
Who that be?
I know it is a description from a white loon who cannot see!
Discriminatory and intolerant
Thordaddy!
Your delusions of grandeur require psychotropy!
Them clowns ain’t you because the only clowns
appearing are in your radical unautonomy!

Tee Hee

Yeah! Radical Autonomy, Hey!
Playing with oneself until you cannot see!
Middle name is really boor,
writing reams of bullshit only causes folks eyes to get sore!
Hardee Har, hardee hoo
playing with oneself until you cannot see!
Thordaddy has claimed he has floored these clowns,
Hey wasn’t that you thordaddy, who was caught with your pants down?
Radical Autonomy,
playing with oneself until you cannot see!
The only floor you saw is when you got knocked down.
You shouldn’t masturbate so much or you will go blind!
Go find some more?

Suffering Sucataaaasssssh, Meeeowww, Argh!!!!!

The only thing that will feed into is your fantasy!
Radical Autonomy,
playing with yourself until you cannot see!
You see Thor, Thordaddy,
being in a woman led relationsip is where you should be!
If nothing else, it will prevent thee
from trolling blogs with you bullshit philosophy!!!
Creating, your legacy?
Invest in Kleenex and Vaseline and you will truly be free!
Radical Autonomy mastubatory fantasies of Thordaddy
Please stop playing with yourself and perhaps you will see!
As an Angry Tharkess from Barsoom, If you were right in front of me
I would slap you with my four hands!!! So much for:
Radical Autonomy,
playing with yourself Thordaddy,
will cause you not to see!!!!(repeat the refrain 90 times)

The Dumbfuck of the Day Award Goes to.....drumroll

Thor!!!!!!

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Are Black Women Ugly or is it Small Peckered Men That Make Them So?


So, I came across this post .  In it, this ass crack by the name of Satoshi Kanazawa,

Hi, My Name Is One Ugly Fuck. I Write Bullshit Professionally. Will You Be My Friend?

makes the scientific claim that Black women are the most unattractive due to an overdose of testosterone!  This theory also explains why black men are the ,most attractive!  Folks, and I use the term lightly, that’s a bunch of bullshit if I ever heard any.  First the ‘race realist HBDers’ , now this fool.  Will it ever stop?  Everyone has got a theory, I am no different!

Here’s my theory.  It all comes down to pecker size!  That’s right, it is all in pursuit of the almighty leg-over, the horizontal mambo if you will.  The trick is to make your competitor look worse than you are and this can extend to groups.  Let me use Asians as an example.  First off, let me clarify that Asia is not a country!  It consist of hundreds if not thousands of different languages, ethnicities, culture, phenotypes and so forth, etc. etc..  Now in order to compete for some tail, here’s what you do.  You emasculate the competing group by mythologizing their penis size, give them ‘effeminate’ features, tie intelligence to pecker size.  Of course you will have to position yourself as being ‘just’ right amongst the ends of the spectrum.

Like The Hair, Or Is It My Eyes You Are Looking At?

Once you’ve positioned yourself thus, you get to work!  You paint Asian men as being on one end of the spectrum, the highest ones being the ‘smart’ Asian men, albeit with small peckers.  The Black men who are the most attractive, you must hyper sexualize them to the extent that most women(except their own) are scared shitless of their  big peckers and uber manliness.  You make up stories and statistics as to how these brutes will sexually

attack women and hurt them with their oversized peckers!  Add to this that most have low IQs, you’ve got quite a scare tactic don’t you?  You then position yourself as the golden median between the two ends of the spectrum.

But you know what?  These tactics didn’t work too long did they?  The horny heifers got hip to your ways! Instead of being frightened off, you piqued their curiosity!      You scare off the bitches with visions of this type of Black man:

Hi, my name is Henry. I own a hair salon and am accepting new customers. I have a special on this week for perms and weaves! Come on girls! hehehehehe!

However, this is closer to the reality:

Like my coin belt? Like the hair. Look but don’t touch! Buttocks you can carry trays on heifers!

OOps sorry, that picture was for my beefcake/muscular buttocks post!  Here:

Hiiiiii!!!!!!

So you see, your machinations go only so far.   Write all the academic tomes you want.  Research, research research!  Pull all the stats out of your ass that you can(most people don’t understand them anyways).  What do women really want?  Well here’s my paradigm, it’s based on four footed animals, since there seems to be a trend towards comparing men’s behaviour to animals!:

—The Tiger!—The tiger in bed!!!Yowza!!!!!

The Jackass—The jackass to pay for it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beautifulback

See something you like? My coin belt for instance? I get all the bitches, it’s too bad I don’t like em. Me and my man are going for supper!

Which one are you?  The Tiger or the jackass?    I’d hazard a guess and say this Kuntazawa is a jackass!  Ideally, a woman would prefer both of these animals!  So you see, it has nothing to do with looks.  A massive pay cheque also gets the woman’s juices flowing!  If all else fails for you pecker sizist ‘race realists, there is always the palm sisters Agnes and Arlene!!  The Palm sister Award goes to this gearbox, Satoshi!    Good day to you!                      Sorry but that picture to the right begs for an encore!!!!!!!  Yeaaaah baby!!!!!!

 

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