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Why I Mock the White Racist!
Posted by Herneith in Humour, Racism, Tomfuckery on July 11, 2012
People or the couple that actually do, ask me why I mock the white racist? Well, why not? They offer infinite comic fodder. Being the jetsam and flotsam of society, they can’t help themselves. Well neither can I. Call it reverse tomfoolery if you will. Being a jovial and bombastic person, I just cannot help it.
The white racist subsists on riling up and fomenting ill will against racialized people, especially blacks it would seem. A day without riling up, insulting or pouring scorn on blacks is like a day without liquor, spliffs or sunshine for these lovelies!
History repeats itself but in reverse as it were, in the States home to some of the most racist toe-rags ever! Everything old is new again except it comes in new packages! The above political poster, circa 1850s’ You Knighted States, demonstrates this. Some people never learn, but some of the white racists have learned to package themselves as the calm cool and intellectually enhanced colour blind person as long as you adhere to their way of thinking and mode of behaviour. Step out of line and you become an outlier, but it ain’t based on colour see. A lot of black folk fall for this and cannot see the forest for the trees until it is too late at times. Woe-betide the ass wipe bearing gifts!
Here are some types of these white racists who lend themselves to such mockery! Believe me, the list is endless!
1. Since these fools babble foolishness incessantly, you don’t have to go far to start mocking them! Every utterance out of their mouth or via a keyboard, illustrates this perfectly! The gearbox.
2. The constipated cockatrice! One of my faves!
This one is self-explanatory! An asshole by any definition!
The blatant racist, who makes no bones about their racism and will call you a nigger to your face, outcomes be damned. They post such hilarious nonsense such as blacks look like monkeys under monikers like ‘niggers stink’ or ‘nigger’. These goofs are closeted masochists as they are secretly hoping you punch them in the face, head butt them, or drop kick them, not necessarily in that order. Funnily enough, I prefer these ones as they are blatantly funny and put pay to the notions of ‘white superiority’ ! Besides which, one can work on their pugilistic skills whilst satisfying these freaks secret lusts! Just make sure you have an adequate lawyer and bail money on hand!
4. The most boring are the ‘colour blind’ racists! Let’s skip these clowns, besides, there are too many of them.
5. The HBD ‘experts! Now these are jokers. You see they hate and alternately secretly lust after black men. I don’t know, maybe they find these secrets lusts exciting, the thrill of the imaginary chase! There is infinite comic fodder with these tools! They will pull out ‘scientific’ studies to prove their point instead of just saying they hate ‘niggers’. The most comical ones are those who will spout out the most racist bile (again under the aegis of ‘science’), and claim to not be racist. You see with these jerk offs, everyone is different, the whites are just smarter than the average ni….black person!
10. Minions of the mighty Cthulhu! Self-explanatory, certifiable loons!
Being a dumb nigress, I just discovered I can’t count, I jumped from 5 to 10. I can’t be bothered correcting it!. Good Day!
Leghorn Foghorn, The Sexiest Bird Ever!
Leghorn Foghorn! Just uttering his name out loud sends me into the throes of ecstasy! Has there ever been such a sexy bird!!!!!! Get a load of those muscular thighs!:
Such a pensive sex bomb. With that beak, he could peck the brass off a door knob! I just love that Southern accent, it reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies but with manners!
Are Black Women Ugly or is it Small Peckered Men That Make Them So?
Posted by Herneith in Bullshit!, Dumb Fuck of the Day, Goofisms, HDF, Hunks, Palm Sisters Award, Tomfuckery on May 23, 2011
So, I came across this post . In it, this ass crack by the name of Satoshi Kanazawa,
makes the scientific claim that Black women are the most unattractive due to an overdose of testosterone! This theory also explains why black men are the ,most attractive! Folks, and I use the term lightly, that’s a bunch of bullshit if I ever heard any. First the ‘race realist HBDers’ , now this fool. Will it ever stop? Everyone has got a theory, I am no different!
Here’s my theory. It all comes down to pecker size! That’s right, it is all in pursuit of the almighty leg-over, the horizontal mambo if you will. The trick is to make your competitor look worse than you are and this can extend to groups. Let me use Asians as an example. First off, let me clarify that Asia is not a country! It consist of hundreds if not thousands of different languages, ethnicities, culture, phenotypes and so forth, etc. etc.. Now in order to compete for some tail, here’s what you do. You emasculate the competing group by mythologizing their penis size, give them ‘effeminate’ features, tie intelligence to pecker size. Of course you will have to position yourself as being ‘just’ right amongst the ends of the spectrum.
Once you’ve positioned yourself thus, you get to work! You paint Asian men as being on one end of the spectrum, the highest ones being the ‘smart’ Asian men, albeit with small peckers. The Black men who are the most attractive, you must hyper sexualize them to the extent that most women(except their own) are scared shitless of their big peckers and uber manliness. You make up stories and statistics as to how these brutes will sexually
attack women and hurt them with their oversized peckers! Add to this that most have low IQs, you’ve got quite a scare tactic don’t you? You then position yourself as the golden median between the two ends of the spectrum.
But you know what? These tactics didn’t work too long did they? The horny heifers got hip to your ways! Instead of being frightened off, you piqued their curiosity! You scare off the bitches with visions of this type of Black man:
However, this is closer to the reality:
OOps sorry, that picture was for my beefcake/muscular buttocks post! Here:
So you see, your machinations go only so far. Write all the academic tomes you want. Research, research research! Pull all the stats out of your ass that you can(most people don’t understand them anyways). What do women really want? Well here’s my paradigm, it’s based on four footed animals, since there seems to be a trend towards comparing men’s behaviour to animals!:
—The Tiger!—The tiger in bed!!!Yowza!!!!!
The Jackass—The jackass to pay for it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which one are you? The Tiger or the jackass? I’d hazard a guess and say this Kuntazawa is a jackass! Ideally, a woman would prefer both of these animals! So you see, it has nothing to do with looks. A massive pay cheque also gets the woman’s juices flowing! If all else fails for you pecker sizist ‘race realists, there is always the palm sisters Agnes and Arlene!! The Palm sister Award goes to this gearbox, Satoshi! Good day to you! Sorry but that picture to the right begs for an encore!!!!!!! Yeaaaah baby!!!!!!
Lunatics Who Post Bullshit!
Posted by Herneith in Bullshit!, Goofisms, Humour, Tomfuckery, Uncategorized on February 1, 2011
I do not peruse many blogs. The ones I do, I do because the author of that particular blog basically thinks the same way I do, or I agree with almost everything they post (so shoot me!) . One blog I frequent almost religiously, has some cockamamie posters, and that is an understatement! Many a time, I have almost ruined my keyboard whilst sipping a beverage and spitting it out when reading some of these responses! Let the hilarity commence say I! This blog seems to attract its’ fair share of gearboxes, tools, and goofs. Why do I think these responses are hilarious? Let me count the ways.
Number 1; Being wilfully obtuse when responding to other responders. Totally missing the mark altogether! Then, having the audacity to tell the author of the post that they are basically full of shit, but not in so many words! Listen jackass, you are, for the most part responding to an anonymous writer in many instances. Do you really think that the writer gives a flying fuck as to what you think? Especially when you are insulting their intelligence with your cluelessness? Stupid is as stupid does! You are the embodiment of that phrase.
For some reason, these clowns actually think they are contributing to the posts with their idiotic remarks. It’s the old; “I say tomato, you say tomaato”, conundrum! Herein lies the comical aspects of their responses. Ever see a shittily made film? Shitty, because the creator was serious about the film when it was made, and this is what made the film unintentionally funny! 1950s science fiction films come to mind. Well that is how these posters are! They are serious and totally unaware of the jocular aspects of their responses! What is even funnier is the sane people who get dragged into responding to their post. I, myself have been a ‘victim’ of this. I soon learned to pit nonsense against nonsense as that is what these turds are expounding! Remember, you can’t make silk from a sow’s ear, these posters are excellent examples of this.
Number 2; Racist ass wipes! Who’d a thunk heh? Well I never. These particular goofs employ pseudo-science to prove that they are superior to all others! What their arguments really come down to is pecker size! “I may have a smaller pecker, but you have a smaller brain” to be exact. To prove they aren’t racist, they will use Asians. Here’s the ‘pecker’ and ‘intelligence’ linkage and not being ‘racist’ because, well because; Asians, the highest IQs, northern Asians such as Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese in particular. Their darker skinned ‘brethren’ are less intelligent, but have bigger peckers! Next, are the whites, they have bigger peckers and are smart, but not as smart as the Northern Asians! I guess their darker brethren such as Italians and Spaniards ain’t that ‘intelligent either! But no worries, they have bigger peckers! Lastly and you have probably guessed it, are blacks! They are dumb with big peckers.
Now the whites are just right as they are smart and their peckers are the right size. Hence they are the happy median between the two. The whites who expound these ‘theories, can’t be racists as Asians are smarter than them on average. Too bad about the smaller peckers though! If you talk to most men and ask them what they would prefer, being smarter, or a bigger pecker, 95% of men will want a bigger pecker. Now how these weirdos managed to measure every pecker in the world to make these correlations is beyond me. How they managed to measure the intelligence of every living human on the planet is another quandary. Who would sit long enough for some fool and answer nonsensical questions unless they were getting paid? Another fool perhaps?
Anyhow, there is endless jokes and comical fodder contained within these responses! Enough for further posts in the future! I do not wish to be guilty of that which I chastise other gearboxes for, so I’ll quit while I can for now! This is but a small sampling! Good day to you all!