Archive for September 21st, 2012
Well good day all you white racists out there! Want to know how to rile up the Negroes in five easy steps? Well listen up!
1. Mimic the way the negro speaks so as to mock the negro. This is a shoo in folks! It always gets the negro riled. This is for the dumber racist who is basically a functional illiterate. So if you are as dense as a brick, this is a nice starter!
2. If you are a little bit smarter than the dumb racists, bring up the fact that they were better off during slavery than they were in ‘Africa‘. No need to be knowledgeable about the country of ‘Africa’. This will cause their eyes to bulge and their blood pressure to rise, the sight of which is hilarious!
3. Inform them of all the inventions that the whites have made and the fact that negroes have never invented anything. This one is very popular because it always gets the negroes in a lather! They will sputter and be at a loss for words or will try to give you a list of black inventors. Being a dumb fuck you will not care, as it is the charge you get out of riling up the negro that counts. Who cares that it is individuals who invent and not ‘groups’ per se. It’s riling up the negroes or bust for the semi-intelligent white racist.
4. Married or dating a negro? For those of you who don’t hate negroes but fetishize them; go to your black partner’s group and inform them they are basically useless and your white skin will afford them ‘privileges’ for being in a relationship with a white person! Never mind you are full of shit! It is the hilarious reaction you are looking for! If they are women, tell them how black men find them a handful and hard to get along with and please. If a man, tell the black man that most black men are deadbeats, criminals or in prison. They do not appreciate nor know how to treat black women. Beware though! This may backfire and you may end up with a rearranged face if the stereotypes of the negro being inherently violent proves true.
5. Mock black culture under the guise of ‘admiring’ it! Mimic modes of ‘dress’, music, and supposed ways of life such as thuggery and other modes of criminality;become a full fledged ‘wigga‘! Keep in mind you may end up being the brunt of jokes though!
6. For the ‘smarter’ raciss, be insidious. Don’t let the negro see it coming! This will prove to be even funnier when they realize you are mocking them! Start off by talking of innocuous things, such as the change in the weather. When the Negro engages with you in this mundanity, such as “how nice the weather is today”, tell him/her how much you loathe Obama. Do this suddenly without warning, this is always a shit stirrer par excellence! So what if the negro you are talking about didn’t even vote nor even supports Obama. Inject it into the ‘conversation’ to throw the negro off kilter. Then carry on as to how you hate Obama care, how you detest him etc. etc.. Assure the negro that you are not raciss,you just can’t stand him(Obama). Whatever you do, don’t let the negro get a word in edge wise during this ‘debate’. If you do, he/she may blow your conceptions of the negroes possessing low intelligence ,that they all voted for Obama because of his skin colour, in fact, they may even surprise you with their ‘intelligence’ and erudition. Can’t have that now can we? Why do this? Well it’s fun tormenting people(history has shown you this), and it works excellently as a form of confirmation bias. The negro will sputter, be taken aback and most likely will be at a loss for words. The best case scenario? He/she will beat the shit out of you! Now isn’t that the ultimate stereotype, the violent, stupid negro? It will serve as party conversation for years to come! At best, it will make you feel good about yourself as your unreasonable hatred conscious or unconscious is confirmed. You will have a ‘legitimate’ reason for hating the negro.
6. Bring up scientific studies that show most black to be intellectually inferior to whites. Do this in the context of why blacks lag behind. It’s the genetics dummy! Start out subtly now, so you can build up the suspense. Always maintain a calm and kindly demeanor whilst doing this, as you, unlike the negro can control yourself. Throw in scientific jargon(the negroes probably don’t even know what you are talking about anyway, but neither do you!). Hopefully the Negroes will get too angry to counteract your pseudo scientific arguments effectively! The fun is in the outcome of really pissing the negroes off! Don’t’ forget to give them the back handed compliments of being great at sports, singing, dancing, because everything is a trade off. The negro was given brawn for brains is all.
7. When a negro brings up past historical wrongs such as cultural genocide, mass lynchings and Jim Crow, fob them off by bringing up blacks’ inherent criminality fueled by testosterone and the ravenous sex drives. Accuse the black woman of having an overdose of testosterone too! If this doesn’t floor them, what will?
8. Bring up the police killings of negroes and do your damnedest to flip the script and blame the negroes for their ill-fortune. Better yet, bring up some murder committed by blacks against whites. Divert, divert, divert!!!!!!! You may have to call 911 when the negro’s head explodes!
Advice to the negroes? Ignore these loons and keep stepping unless you are in the mood for entertainment or a bout of fisticuffs! Good day to you!!!! When will the white racist change their ways? When pigs fly!!!!
Hi my name is Petula. Me and Mikey are getting married, wish us luck! Sooeee, oink oink.
Last but not least from ‘darling’ Mikey, his opinion and advice:
Hi again folks, Mikey here. I may be funny looking but I am smarter than you because I am white! So what if I am an inbred cretin, I mean creature! I was dropped on my head at birth hence my funny looking face! With my white fur with piss coloured accents, I am all that and then some. I am superior to you, bow down minions before my brilliance! Like my fiance Petula? Mikey the deluded asshole of a tiger! Oh, do you think I’m sexy?