Historical Weirdos, a Preamble!!!!!!

Hi,  I am an inbred gearbox!  My mother pumped her 1st cousin, who were also first cousins as were my parents who happen to be first cousins with my parents.  Confusing neh?  Well at least I am superior to you 'common' folk.  So what if Hapsburg.  Generations of inbreeding has crated my unique looks.  My parents were 1st cousins as were mine, who were 1st cousins with each other.  Confusing neh?  Well be that as it may I am superior to you despite my deformities, speech impediments and sub-intelligence.  Also, I am white so that alone makes me superior to you darker folk.  BOW DOWN MINIONS!!!!!

Hi, I am an inbred gearbox! My mother pumped her 1st cousin, whose parents were also first cousins as were my parents’ grandparents who happened to be first cousins as were their grandparents and so on and so forth! Confusing neh? Well at least I am superior to you ‘common’ folk. So what if Hapsburg generations of inbreeding has created my unique looks? My grandparents were 1st cousins as were my great grandparents, who were 1st cousins with each other did I already state that? Well, no matter. Confusing neh? Well be that as it may I am superior to you despite my facial deformities, speech impediments and sub-intelligence. Also, I am white so that alone makes me superior to you darker folk. BOW DOWN MINIONS!!!!!

I love reading about inbred historical weirdos!  I find them to be interesting on so many levels.  European history contains millions of examples of such arseholes!  Study them folks in order to understand Europeans!  There is a strong correlation between these historical lunatics, their mode of rule, and the systemic white supremacy they have left as their enduring legacy.  Of course this was after the Europeans became ‘white’.  Time permitting, I will endeavour to acquaint you with these morons, I mean personages.

  1. #1 by diaryofanegress on December 9, 2012 - 18:14

    Lol. I needed that!

  2. #2 by Herneith on December 9, 2012 - 22:20

    Laughter is a panacea. Laugh at these pieces of shit.

  3. #3 by tehnoun on December 11, 2012 - 18:40

    European history reads like a bad Twilight fanfiction.

    • #4 by Herneith on December 11, 2012 - 21:13

      I happen to enjoy fan fiction especially the obscene ones!! Still, a lot of history, contains a lot of perverse personages who would and probably have made excellent ‘fan fiction’ characters in the past!

      • #5 by tehnoun on December 12, 2012 - 15:56

        Nothing against fan fiction (both the legitimately good and the My Immortal levels of bad), but sometimes the horny teenage girls that write it freak me out almost as much as the absolute freakshow that is history. No wonder I want to teach it. 😛

  4. #6 by sepultura13 on December 14, 2012 - 16:20

    LMFAO!!! Ah, yes – the ‘pure’ Hapsburgs! I’m dying over here…
    White inbreeding…bringing you genetic experiments from Europe since I don’t know when! 😀

  5. #7 by tribalmysticstories on July 13, 2015 - 05:29

    You have quite a collection of ‘gems’ here. Thank you for making me laugh so much.

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