Herneith
I Am That I Am
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Ode to Thor! Ho Joh Toh HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted in Dumb Fuck of the Day, Humour, Palm Sisters Award on January 29, 2012
Here’s a poem I wrote for the illustrious ‘Thordaddy’! It was too hot for the internet!
One armed bandit!
Thordaddy,
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
These fools don’t get it?
Oh please, I already forgot!
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
Do the formulas and you will see,
Jackasses are a dime a dozen can’t you see?
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
Radical autonomy,
Masturbatory fantasies don’t count as philosophy!
A plantation Negro?
Who that be?
I know it is a description from a white loon who cannot see!
Discriminatory and intolerant
Thordaddy!
Your delusions of grandeur require psychotropy!
Them clowns ain’t you because the only clowns
appearing are in your radical unautonomy!
Tee Hee
Yeah! Radical Autonomy, Hey!
Playing with oneself until you cannot see!
Middle name is really boor,
writing reams of bullshit only causes folks eyes to get sore!
Hardee Har, hardee hoo
playing with oneself until you cannot see!
Thordaddy has claimed he has floored these clowns,
Hey wasn’t that you thordaddy, who was caught with your pants down?
Radical Autonomy,
playing with oneself until you cannot see!
The only floor you saw is when you got knocked down.
You shouldn’t masturbate so much or you will go blind!
Go find some more?
Suffering Sucataaaasssssh, Meeeowww, Argh!!!!!
The only thing that will feed into is your fantasy!
Radical Autonomy,
playing with yourself until you cannot see!
You see Thor, Thordaddy,
being in a woman led relationsip is where you should be!
If nothing else, it will prevent thee
from trolling blogs with you bullshit philosophy!!!
Creating, your legacy?
Invest in Kleenex and Vaseline and you will truly be free!
Radical Autonomy mastubatory fantasies of Thordaddy
Please stop playing with yourself and perhaps you will see!
As an Angry Tharkess from Barsoom, If you were right in front of me
I would slap you with my four hands!!! So much for:
Radical Autonomy,
playing with yourself Thordaddy,
will cause you not to see!!!!(repeat the refrain 90 times)
The Dumbfuck of the Day Award Goes to.....drumroll
Thor!!!!!!
King Shit From Turd’s Island or the Travails of a Troll!
Posted in Bullshit!, Cussin, Dumb Fuck of the Day, Humour on December 31, 2011
Folks, I use that term lightly, I was perusing some blogs written by some young fellows:
http://brothawolf.wordpress.com/
These young men(no they are not my kids), are seeking knowledge and answers in life. In fact they have the patience of Job in regards to some of these clowns who reply to their posts! . Their blogs are quite enjoyable especially when lunatic trolls post there. There are hilarious fucks who visit their blogs with the most confounding bullshit and fucktardidness! What is even more gut busting, is that these fucktards actually believe the bullshit they are expounding. Personally I find these clowns to be hilarious. However, the bloggers for the most part don’t. In fact in many instances, they seem to be too polite and kindhearted until the jackass wears out their welcome and gets progressively more belligerent! What to do with these leviathans of lunacy? Why ridicule them! Young men, here’s my advice to you, cherish it!
Hone your ad-hominess and cussing skills when dealing with them. Throw all the ‘straw man’ arguments at them you can! In short, meet bullshit with bullshit! These clowns for the most part are oxygen thieves, who go to blogs diametrically opposed to their way of thinking and bombard them with reams of garbage, and then, have the nerve to insult their ‘intelligence’ if they refuse to debate them. So be it turd, just fuck off and go get acquainted with the palm sisters! I realize that everyone needs a hobby but these fools are ridiculous!
The ones who I find to be particularly funny, are the racists who debate their points of views under the guise of science. There is a sucker born every minute but I ain’t one of them! No, I recognize an asshole when I come across one be it in print, in person or whatever medium. Being perverse myself to a certain extent, I find these goofs to be quite entertaining in a bizarre way. Besides, it comes in handy being a weirdo oneself! Garbage being paraded as ‘science’ or’ intellectual discourse’, well MAD magazine can make those claims also. MAD magazine is intentionally funny but these goofs ain’t. I compare their diatribes to sitting on the toilet straining for a shit and needing something to read whilst doing so, to hell with the contents, reading the ingredients on a soup can will do! Besides, a good laugh may make your bowels move finally, Ex-lax not withstanding!
Then there are the regular posters who get sidetracked by these behemoths of bullshit! They get sucked into these rejects so-called debates. These particular buttocks warts, are too cowardly to call someone a name, or do not want to seem to be dumb arseholes who resort to obscenities and name-calling.(I for one would and don’t have any problems doing this, must be genetic). Well fellows, these jackasses deserve your scorn and more. In other words, don’t waste your breath on these oxygen thieves! The only purpose they serve is that of comical and bowel relief, you’ll shit yourself laughing! Oh yeah, invest in toilet paper! Oh, and remember;
Bwahahahah!!!!! BillyBob the laughing horse!
If you need assistance cursing people out:
https://herneithmyblog.com/category/humour/cussin/
Good Day to you!!
I'd say!
Posts I am Working On!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2011
Do not despair dear readers(all 3 or 4 of them)! I am working on two tentative posts:
‘King Shit from Turd’s Island’. The travails of a troll!
‘Why Oxygen Thievery Should be outlawed in the States!’ Crime and punishment, or it shortly will be.
Stayed tuned why don’t you?!
Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas!!!
Here’s a recipe for roadkill fowl.
Any fowl roadkill will do!
Go to the store and purchase no name salt and pepper.
Go to a restaurant around closing time and ask for any of their half rotted vegetables, they usually have some.
See if you can get some chicken bouillon and day old bread. If you can afford it, try and get some sausage meat.
After you arrive back home with your purchases, it is time to get to work.
Take the fowl roadkill, pluck the sucker, gut the fucker and clean it. If you have any margarine or lard(add salt), slather it over the newly cleaned roadkill. Take out your newly purchased aluminum pan and stick the roadkill in it, chuck on some pepper and more salt. Take the half rotted vegetables(that is if you got any at the restaurants), cut off the rotted parts and throw it in with the road kill. If you were able to get the sausage great! If not, cat or dog food does the trick also:
Yum! Look at that cat food. I can think of a million ways to cook it! For now, I will just use it for the Roadkill stuffing!!
It can be good for you! look what it did for Fluffy here:
Take that you asshole!! Suffering Succotash!
Mix this with the day old bread and shove it up the roadkill’s er, neck? After the roadkill cooks for several hours, take it out and chow down!
Not bad, not bad at all. If you have guest don't let them know this is roadkill whatever you do!
You can get some no name flour to thicken the roadkill fowl gravy. For added starch you can cook some no name rice and eat the rest of the day old bread. If this doesn’t appeal to you, see if you can scrounge off a relative. Preferably one you either don’t particularly get along with or one you haven’t seen for years. That way you can eat and leave as you don’t like them anyway. Anywho, from the most sublime cracker the world has ever known:
The approach of Christmas brings harrassment and dread to many excellent people. They have to buy a cart-load of presents, and they never know what to buy to hit the various tastes; they put in three weeks of hard and anxious work, and when Christmas morning comes they are so dissatisfied with the result, and so disappointed that they want to sit down and cry. Then they give thanks that Christmas comes but once a year.
Mark Twain
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!
Herneith
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