Ode to Thor! Ho Joh Toh HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Here’s a poem I wrote for the illustrious ‘Thordaddy’!  It was too hot for the internet!

One armed bandit!

Thordaddy,
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
These fools don’t get it?
Oh please, I already forgot!
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
Do the formulas and you will see,
Jackasses are a dime a dozen can’t you see?
Radical autonomy,
Playing with oneself until you cannot see.
Radical autonomy,
Masturbatory fantasies don’t count as philosophy!
A plantation Negro?
Who that be?
I know it is a description from a white loon who cannot see!
Discriminatory and intolerant
Thordaddy!
Your delusions of grandeur require psychotropy!
Them clowns ain’t you because the only clowns
appearing are in your radical unautonomy!

Tee Hee

Yeah! Radical Autonomy, Hey!
Playing with oneself until you cannot see!
Middle name is really boor,
writing reams of bullshit only causes folks eyes to get sore!
Hardee Har, hardee hoo
playing with oneself until you cannot see!
Thordaddy has claimed he has floored these clowns,
Hey wasn’t that you thordaddy, who was caught with your pants down?
Radical Autonomy,
playing with oneself until you cannot see!
The only floor you saw is when you got knocked down.
You shouldn’t masturbate so much or you will go blind!
Go find some more?

Suffering Sucataaaasssssh, Meeeowww, Argh!!!!!

The only thing that will feed into is your fantasy!
Radical Autonomy,
playing with yourself until you cannot see!
You see Thor, Thordaddy,
being in a woman led relationsip is where you should be!
If nothing else, it will prevent thee
from trolling blogs with you bullshit philosophy!!!
Creating, your legacy?
Invest in Kleenex and Vaseline and you will truly be free!
Radical Autonomy mastubatory fantasies of Thordaddy
Please stop playing with yourself and perhaps you will see!
As an Angry Tharkess from Barsoom, If you were right in front of me
I would slap you with my four hands!!! So much for:
Radical Autonomy,
playing with yourself Thordaddy,
will cause you not to see!!!!(repeat the refrain 90 times)

The Dumbfuck of the Day Award Goes to.....drumroll

Thor!!!!!!

  1. #1 by Satanforce on January 31, 2012 - 10:36

    Fuck is wrong wit you!! Any hoo, I think we should petition Abagond to ban that bitch. Oh and what the hell is this ?

    being in a woman led relationsip is where you should be!

  2. #2 by Herneith on January 31, 2012 - 14:17

    https://herneithmyblog.com/2011/12/14/women-led-relationships-you-know-you-want-to/

    Get thee hence Saton, or is it Saten?! Whatever. Women led relationships: ‘Do what I say or I’ll beat the living shit out of you!’ That’s it in a nutshell! How did you like my pohem?

  3. #3 by Satanforce on January 31, 2012 - 15:32

    How did you like my pohem?

    I’m still loling. Especially the pictures. Do you have any for intellectual masturbation?

  4. #4 by Herneith on January 31, 2012 - 19:15

    I’ll have to look into it!

  5. #6 by sam on February 2, 2012 - 18:20

    where did you get thordaddys picture, the first one there?

    • #7 by Herneith on February 5, 2012 - 00:58

      His mother gave it to me in hopes that I would ‘knock’ some sense into him! Didn’t work. He’s too full of himself plus he is too busy jerking off!

  6. #8 by thordaddy on February 11, 2012 - 06:37

    Liberal: one who desires liberty i.e., freedom.

    Radical liberal: one who desires absolute liberty i.e., absolute freedom.

    Radical autonomy: existing in absolute freedom.

    Radical autonomist: one who attempts to exist in absolute freedom without consequence.

    Now, man with the idle hands… Read that “pohem” again. Tell me you aren’t a radical autonomist… What are you then? Censor this blog and the evidence is in. Leave it up and show all of your friends. I ask again, Mr. Idle
    Hands, are you and Satanforce making plans?Don’t you want to maximize your autonomy by minimizing thordaddy’s autonomy with your “bitchazz” call for my ban? Stunted lil Stan.

  7. #9 by Satanforce on February 11, 2012 - 12:26

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its found us!!! Oh Satanfather, save us ! Save us from its bullshit “philosophy” and its “raps” !!

  8. #10 by Herneith on February 11, 2012 - 16:58

    How’s this for self sexualization; go fuck yourself!

  9. #11 by Herneith on February 11, 2012 - 16:59

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its found us!!! Oh Satanfather, save us ! Save us from its bullshit “philosophy” and its “raps” !!

    Amen!

  10. #12 by thordaddy on February 11, 2012 - 18:19

    Herneith,

    Isn’t that the radical dream of the sexually autonomous???

    “De facto homo-ism FOR ALL!!!”

    That’s the chant of the radical liberal.

  11. #13 by brothawolf on February 21, 2012 - 18:43

    Thordaddy,

    Seriously man, get a fuckin life. Everyone knows what you’re about. You don’t have to constantly make it known. Dumbass.

  12. #14 by brothawolf on February 21, 2012 - 18:44

    By the way. This post is hilarious and it describes Thordaddy to a T.

  13. #15 by sepultura13 on February 25, 2012 - 14:06

    LMFAO – excellent!! 😎

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