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Are Black Women Ugly or is it Small Peckered Men That Make Them So?


So, I came across this post .  In it, this ass crack by the name of Satoshi Kanazawa,

Hi, My Name Is One Ugly Fuck. I Write Bullshit Professionally. Will You Be My Friend?

makes the scientific claim that Black women are the most unattractive due to an overdose of testosterone!  This theory also explains why black men are the ,most attractive!  Folks, and I use the term lightly, that’s a bunch of bullshit if I ever heard any.  First the ‘race realist HBDers’ , now this fool.  Will it ever stop?  Everyone has got a theory, I am no different!

Here’s my theory.  It all comes down to pecker size!  That’s right, it is all in pursuit of the almighty leg-over, the horizontal mambo if you will.  The trick is to make your competitor look worse than you are and this can extend to groups.  Let me use Asians as an example.  First off, let me clarify that Asia is not a country!  It consist of hundreds if not thousands of different languages, ethnicities, culture, phenotypes and so forth, etc. etc..  Now in order to compete for some tail, here’s what you do.  You emasculate the competing group by mythologizing their penis size, give them ‘effeminate’ features, tie intelligence to pecker size.  Of course you will have to position yourself as being ‘just’ right amongst the ends of the spectrum.

Like The Hair, Or Is It My Eyes You Are Looking At?

Once you’ve positioned yourself thus, you get to work!  You paint Asian men as being on one end of the spectrum, the highest ones being the ‘smart’ Asian men, albeit with small peckers.  The Black men who are the most attractive, you must hyper sexualize them to the extent that most women(except their own) are scared shitless of their  big peckers and uber manliness.  You make up stories and statistics as to how these brutes will sexually

attack women and hurt them with their oversized peckers!  Add to this that most have low IQs, you’ve got quite a scare tactic don’t you?  You then position yourself as the golden median between the two ends of the spectrum.

But you know what?  These tactics didn’t work too long did they?  The horny heifers got hip to your ways! Instead of being frightened off, you piqued their curiosity!      You scare off the bitches with visions of this type of Black man:

Hi, my name is Henry. I own a hair salon and am accepting new customers. I have a special on this week for perms and weaves! Come on girls! hehehehehe!

However, this is closer to the reality:

Like my coin belt? Like the hair. Look but don’t touch! Buttocks you can carry trays on heifers!

OOps sorry, that picture was for my beefcake/muscular buttocks post!  Here:

Hiiiiii!!!!!!

So you see, your machinations go only so far.   Write all the academic tomes you want.  Research, research research!  Pull all the stats out of your ass that you can(most people don’t understand them anyways).  What do women really want?  Well here’s my paradigm, it’s based on four footed animals, since there seems to be a trend towards comparing men’s behaviour to animals!:

—The Tiger!—The tiger in bed!!!Yowza!!!!!

The Jackass—The jackass to pay for it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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See something you like? My coin belt for instance? I get all the bitches, it’s too bad I don’t like em. Me and my man are going for supper!

Which one are you?  The Tiger or the jackass?    I’d hazard a guess and say this Kuntazawa is a jackass!  Ideally, a woman would prefer both of these animals!  So you see, it has nothing to do with looks.  A massive pay cheque also gets the woman’s juices flowing!  If all else fails for you pecker sizist ‘race realists, there is always the palm sisters Agnes and Arlene!!  The Palm sister Award goes to this gearbox, Satoshi!    Good day to you!                      Sorry but that picture to the right begs for an encore!!!!!!!  Yeaaaah baby!!!!!!

 

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Lunatics Who Post Bullshit!


I do not peruse many blogs.  The ones I do, I do because the author of that particular blog basically thinks the same way I do, or I agree with almost everything they post (so shoot me!) .  One blog I frequent almost religiously, has some cockamamie  posters, and that is an understatement!  Many a time, I have almost ruined my keyboard whilst sipping a beverage and spitting it out when reading some of these responses!  Let the hilarity commence say I!  This blog seems to attract its’ fair share of gearboxes, tools, and goofs.  Why do I think these responses are hilarious?  Let me count the ways.

Number 1; Being wilfully obtuse when responding to other responders.  Totally missing the mark altogether!  Then, having the audacity to tell the author of the post that they are basically full of shit, but not in so many words!  Listen jackass, you are, for the most part responding to an anonymous writer in many instances.  Do you really think that the writer gives a flying fuck as to what you think?  Especially when you are insulting their intelligence with your cluelessness?  Stupid is as stupid does!  You are the embodiment of that phrase.

For some reason, these clowns actually think they are contributing to the posts with their idiotic remarks.  It’s the old; “I say tomato, you say tomaato”, conundrum!  Herein lies the comical aspects of their responses.  Ever see a shittily made film?   Shitty, because the creator was serious about the film when it was made, and this is what made the film unintentionally funny!  1950s science fiction films come to mind.  Well that is how these posters are!  They are serious and totally unaware of the jocular aspects of their responses!   What is even funnier is the sane people who get dragged into responding to their post.  I, myself have been a ‘victim’ of this.  I soon learned to pit nonsense against nonsense as that is what these turds are expounding!  Remember, you can’t make silk from a sow’s ear, these posters are excellent examples of this.

Number 2; Racist ass wipes!  Who’d a thunk heh?  Well I never.  These particular goofs employ pseudo-science to prove that they are superior to all others!   What their arguments really come down to is pecker size!  “I may have a smaller pecker, but you have a smaller brain” to be exact.  To prove they aren’t racist, they will use Asians.  Here’s the ‘pecker’ and ‘intelligence’ linkage and not being ‘racist’ because, well because;  Asians, the highest IQs, northern Asians such as Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese in particular.  Their darker skinned ‘brethren’ are less intelligent, but have bigger peckers!  Next, are the whites, they have bigger peckers and are smart, but not as smart as the Northern Asians!  I guess their darker brethren such as Italians and Spaniards ain’t that ‘intelligent either!  But no worries, they have bigger peckers!  Lastly and you have probably guessed it, are blacks!  They are dumb with big peckers.

Now the whites are just right as they are smart and their peckers are the right size.  Hence they are the happy median between the two.  The whites who expound these ‘theories, can’t be racists as Asians are smarter than them on average.  Too bad about the smaller peckers though!  If you talk to most men and ask them what they would prefer, being smarter, or a bigger pecker, 95% of men will want a bigger pecker.  Now how these weirdos managed to measure every pecker in the world to make these correlations is beyond me.  How they managed to measure the intelligence of every living human on the planet is another quandary.  Who would sit long enough for some fool and answer nonsensical questions unless they were getting paid?  Another fool perhaps?
Anyhow, there is endless jokes and comical fodder contained within these responses!  Enough for further posts in the future! I do not wish to be guilty of that which I chastise other gearboxes for, so I’ll quit while I can for now!  This is but a small sampling!  Good day to you all!

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Proctologist, er I mean prognosis for 2011(Posts)


I would like to write the following posts for 2011!

  1. BEEFCAKE!
  2. Social spoofs, I mean commentary!
  3. Shopping motherhubbard!
  4. The where and whys of why we are here
  5. Racism and how it affects goofs and assholes.
  6. Whatever.

Stayed tuned, someone has to!

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A Cheapskates guide to preparing X-mas Dinner


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Are you a tightwad with the dollars? Looking for a cheap way to prepare X -mas dinner? This advice is for you, call it my gift to all the posters on here!:

A Cheapskates guide to preparing X-mas Dinner

Just throw the turkey in a pot and boil it, chuck some salt and pepper on it. Go to the local cafeteria at school or work and swipe salt and pepper packets on a daily basis or at least whenever you are there. You can go to the store and purchase aluminum disposable pans for cooking or boiling the turkey. Personally, I prefer boiling the turkey, it’s quicker!

If you can’t afford a real turkey, then get a prefabricated turkey roll and do the same thing..

Purchase some Kraft dinner, throw some onions and tomatoes in it, bring it to a boil and throw it in a plastic storage dish or the garbage, depending on how it comes out. Kraft dinner makes a wonderful side-dish!

Throw some carrots and potatoes in a pot(don’t forget to peel the potatoes!) Oh yeah, put some water in it to boil the vegetables!

Get some frozen corn(preferably no name, it’s cheaper).

If you can’t afford real potatoes get some fake ones, again, preferably no name.

Mix the potatoes with lard if you don’t want to purchase butter, margarine or yogurt. Powdered milk works wonders!

Always check out the rotted vegetable section in the grocery store(usually referred to as the ‘sale’ section in the vegetable aisle). You can always cut out the rotted parts, besides which, being cheap, you can purchase tons of them.

If you come across any road kill during your meanderings, use the parts that aren’t to badly rotted. Who knows, if the carcass is big enough, you may be able to use the skin to make coats, footwear and …handbags! Besides, this is environmentally sound for all you tree buggers, I mean huggers, out there. I have heard that rat and mouse meat tastes suspiciously like chicken.

For dessert, you can go to the ‘day old’ bread(probably ten days old!) and purchase moldy, stale bread to make bread pudding. You can employ this method with doughnuts too! Maybe you can pass the moldy bits off as raisins!

Cake? Get some no name cake mix at the grocery store. Mix it, throw it in a pan and bake it for an hour or so. Hopefully, it will come out okay if it doesn’t burn!. Hey, the burnt parts oftentimes are the best part of the cake!

Buy some rotted fruit, again at the sales table, cut off the rotted part, wash the cut up pieces and throw it over the cake. If you are not that health conscious, buy some no name icing and spread it over the cake.

Purchase paper plates and plastic cutlery at a dollar store, after all, who wants to wash dishes after.

Finally, if you and your guest can stomach the above culinary delights without the aid of Maalox and ex-lax, you’ve got a hardier constitution than I do! If your guest(s) complain as to the quality of the meal, tell, or scream this at them; “You knew I am a cheapskate so why the he** did you accept my invitation to Christmas dinner a**holes? This is where the apparent wisdom of using paper plates comes in also. If your guest throws one at you, the worst injury you will sustain is a paper cut. Since there is nothing open, good luck trying to get something else to eat! Give them a bottle of Pepto Bismol or Maalox and send them on their way! They will be pi**ed off, but glad to be gone!

Merry X-mas, or conversely, Bah humbug, whatever your mode of celebration! Bon appetit!!! And a partridge in a pear tree, la de da!

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