Women Led Relationships! You Know You Want To!!!!!!

Looking for a leg over?  Well look elsewhere clown!  I am here to discuss women led relationships!:

Bend him over quick girls!

This man’s crime?  he burnt the wife’s dinner!  Such is the female led relationship!  Do as I say, not as I do as it were!


WOMAN WHIPPING her Husband whilst a freak in a Nazi get up looks on! Talk about perverse!

His crime?  he forgot to take the garbage out!  Such is the nature of these ‘relationships’!

I am a ‘to each her own’ type of broad, but some things beg for jokes and these types of ‘relationships’ are one.  In these ‘relationships’, the woman gives the orders.  Yes sir!  Step out of line and kiss your ass goodbye!  They got a name for everything these day.  If there isn’t just make one up!  Here’s a man engaging in erotic wrestling for the pleasure of his wife!

Get em Tiger!

They say a woman’s place is in the kitchen.  Well according to the woman led relationships, that is the man’s job!  He goes to work, comes home, tidies, does a load of laundry and commences to prepare supper.  What is the woman doing?  Well she is ‘supervising’ her mate to ensure he does it right!  After doing this, he runs a hot, bubble bath for the mistress.  Woe betide the fool if the water is too hot!  After bathing the woman lays on the bed to receive a full body massage.  If the man is smart, he will provide some beverages for her and perhaps some snacks.  Otherwise he may incur her wrath!  That entails being whipped with a soggy noodle!

The most important factor in all of this is the pay cheque!  Yes, if cheque is small, kick him the balls!  In the ‘old days, they were called henpecked husbands.  Now a days they have come up with this cockamamie mode of living as woman led relationships.  Crack out the whips!   Me, I prefer the type of relationship where the spouses help each other!  For example; the man can carry the parcels whilst the woman shops.  If the man likes to cook he can do it all the time.  If he marries a she slob let him do the housework.  You see, men can be useful if trained properly.  If you have a dog, the only difference between him and the husband is, is when told to jump!; the dog can ask how high.  The man knows to keep his mouth shut and just jump.  Wait a minute, that sounds just like a woman led relationship!  I better quit while still ahead.   Again I quote my favourite cracker:

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Mark Twain

Good day to you!

  1. #1 by Matari on December 15, 2011 - 04:54


    I think there’s another term for this type of “female led” relationship YOU have in mind.

    ~Dominatrix~ heh

    Your post reminds me why I’m now a very happily SINGLE man who could quite likely remain so for the rest of my days! Thanks for the reaffirmation, less I slip up and lose my good mind – again.

    : )))

  2. #2 by sam on December 15, 2011 - 11:07

    Such is life sometimes. The thing I have always wondered is that perhaps relationship should be one on one, half et half, you and me. Not about power tripping. Shit, I guess that is why I am divorced, damned.

  3. #3 by sam on December 15, 2011 - 11:09

    PS. Hot lookin red hairs in those pictures. Not that I like whipping or S/M in general. I’m an lame old skool hetero sexual in my doings so no whips for me or by me.

  4. #4 by sepultura13 on January 13, 2012 - 17:27

    I was a good little ‘house mouse’ when I was married. After the divorce, I tore off my apron and ‘goodwife’ clothes and replaced them with whips, stilettoes, leather bustiers and masks! 😎

    I’ve found the happy medium since then, LOL
    One of my many personal mottoes is: “Everything in moderation – including moderation!”

  5. #5 by Herneith on January 14, 2012 - 12:48

    There’s an old saying; Sticks and stones can break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

    Life is full of jokes and absurdities!

  6. #6 by sepultura13 on January 17, 2012 - 16:30

    Most definitely!! I used to have a shirt with that exact saying, about the whips and chains…another one was, “Whip me! Beat me! Make me write bad checks!!!” LMFAO

    Three I still have from those long-ago days:
    “Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid that I’ll take over!”

    “We’ll get along fine, as soon as you realize that I’M GOD!”

    …and, short but sweet:

    “What are YOU staring at, dickhead?!?”
    (That last one has started a LOT of conversations!)

  7. #7 by satanforce on May 13, 2012 - 02:19

    No thank you, I like my balls right were they are.

  8. #8 by Michelle on May 26, 2012 - 11:05

    In my experience men are just as confused as where they want to stand in a relationship as they are with how to treat a woman! I find it quite amusing that when a man says he wants to be the “man of the house” and “wear the pants” and “a woman should know their place”….but then turn around and rely on women for sooooo much (they can’t even make a damn sandwich for themselves). I think my all time favorite situation is when they tell you to remind them to do something that you have asked them to do (because they always forget) and then when you do…they get upset and consider you to be “treating them like a child” or “acting like their mother” or “making them feel inadequate”. lmbosmh We women have to put up with just as much, if not more in some situations, confusion from them as they claim they have to put up with from us!

  9. #9 by Herneith on May 26, 2012 - 11:15

    Men are contrary, complex and comical creatures to be sure.

  10. #10 by tribalmysticstories on December 4, 2015 - 11:07

    Wow! What a post. ( I had a good laugh though…you are very funny)

  11. #11 by Gerry on September 12, 2020 - 00:57

    Good luck with that future, you just led me to vote for Donald Trump, thanks!

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