Good Day! Ever wonder how the white racist troll spends their day? Well here is an itemized list.
- Falls out of bed and stumbles to the washroom and exclaims; “I have the mother of all fucking hangovers!” The goof then scours the internet for black oriented blogs. The constipated cockatrice searches out those that particularly target white racism in all its’ glory.
- The fool finally finds one that has a fairly large readership.
- He peruses the blogs which he finds to be particularly ‘militant’.
- He goes to his liquor cabinet and proceeds to get something to drink, after all you will need the Dutch courage to respond.
- After a few tentative drinks, he starts drinking copious amounts of liquor. Perhaps he may throw in a few spliffs to soften the hard edges of his potential counter-attacks.
- He starts his dumbfuckery by identifying himself as a ‘race realist, not a racist.
- The puffed up jackanapes will then attempt to explain in a verbose, pompous manner, as to why blacks are basically ‘dumb’;it’s the genetics dummy! Add evolving in cold climates and other similar lunacy as to why this is so. He will then emphasize for the millionth time that he is not racist but being cool, calm and logical! Science supports him!
- Bring up black crime statistics to show how blacks lack reserve, control over their behaviour and are basically some many percentage points dumber than whites. But they can sing, dance and are good athletes! The men have an astounding amount of testosterone that explains their impulsiveness and the white mens’ smaller peckers and lower sex drives. But hey, everything is a trade off eh? Oh, he will link you to cases of black on white crime. Keep in mind he is not yet drunk as he has only consumed several bottles of beer and a quart of liquor. Over the years these superior white racist men have built up an incredible resistance to alcohol. It takes a lot to get drunk!!
- Whilst typing all this, he consumes vast amounts of liquor. That way if he ‘slips’ up and makes a particularly ignorant remark, he can attribute it to the alcohol, he may have consumed too much of it. You see, he ain’t really a ‘raciss’, you are for pointing his racism out to him!
- He stumbles to the toilet to take a piss and remembers to put the toilet seat up this time. Once he is finished voiding his bladder, he gets back to ‘work’ and drinks some more liquor.
- He types some more bullshit. He takes particular posts, hell, singles out some posters who are not ‘listening’ to him and writes a load of shit in order to give the impression that he is ‘logically’ picking their remarks to shreds. After all, the blacks need a white saviour to show them what day it is. He throws in some statistics which lack context or are generally slanted in favour of his views, or so he may think.
- Drink some more liquor.
- What ever he does,he will try to bait some of the posters, hopefully, they will fall into his ‘trap’ and seriously debate him!
- Time for lunch! He staggers to the kitchen to see what is available to eat. The cupboards are bare except for macaroni, stale bread, cans of sardines and expired milk? Ah shit, fuck, he slurs. He just chucks it into a pot, brings it to a boil and throws some expired milk on it. He then eats this concoction out of the pot. After consuming this vomit inducing shit, he burps, farts and scratches his balls. Oh yeah, he doesn’t forget to get more liquor out of the cabinet. He is on a roll folks and geared up for intellectual battle!
- By now, he should be bleary eyed and perhaps his hands are starting to cramp up. No worries, he puts some Preparation H or is it ex lax? on his afflicted hands. Being drunk, he most likely will not know the difference.
- Given temporary relief, he starts typing some more nonsense in particular, expounding in-depth on his race realist views. When queried as to why he even bothers to come to the particular blog, he informs the niggers, he mean blacks, that he is providing a different viewpoint other than that of preaching to the choir. The cretin keeps calling the blacks the most racist he has ever read. He starts wondering if this is what all the niggers, he means blacks think.
- Duty calls! time for another trip to the toilet. Being drunk, he tries not to piss all over the walls and floors! He staggers back to his computer and commences educating those ni…blacks.
- What fun he is having. This is almost better than drinking! Almost, but not quite!
- He continues toing and froing with these blacks. He punctuates this with both liquor and spliffs and is getting more inebriated and belligerent.
- Supper time! But wait there is no food to be had, besides he is having too much fun baiting and interacting with these porch monkeys, I mean blacks.
- Time for supper again, but it’s at this point the drunk, I mean racist troll proceeds to pass out. It doesn’t matter though because there is nothing in the fridge nor cupboard which can be prepared whilst drunk!
And so it goes for the white racist troll.
Always Do Sober What You Said You’d Do Drunk. That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
#1 by darqbeauty on April 21, 2012 - 21:32
*clap clap clap!!*
#2 by the world we live in on April 22, 2012 - 20:00
#3 by brothawolf on April 23, 2012 - 19:18
#4 by silentreturn on April 24, 2012 - 00:59
The epicness is unfathomable.
#5 by Cleonette on April 24, 2012 - 01:05
I think you are giving him too much credit. He doesn’t research for articles; he copy and paste from stormfront. Funny post!
#6 by sepultura13 on April 26, 2012 - 15:08
* ROTFLMAOPMP *
I know – I said I wouldn’t comment elsewhere, but I couldn’t help myself after I saw this work of sheer genius! 😎
#7 by diaryofanegress on May 8, 2012 - 12:39
Hahahahaha!!!! I can almost see Bliff’s face, foaming at the mouth…
#8 by Herneith on May 8, 2012 - 19:47
Is that before or after the piece of shit passes out?
#9 by k on May 30, 2012 - 17:37
Honey I lmfao when I saw the picture of Doug666!
#10 by Kushite Prince on August 18, 2012 - 12:13
This is hilarious!lol This is a great blog! How come I didn’t find this sooner?lol
#11 by rudy steiner on August 29, 2012 - 21:54
well written mi amigo! i think you summed it up quite nicely