Archive for category Bullshit!
I will attempt to do post on the following topics:
Beware the Kerchief Head!
Cussin Part II, redux.
Women led relationships!
Stereotypes and what they mean to me.
Perhaps I will do on on the most illustrative cracker of all time Markus Twainus!
Perhaps a serious one or two!
I Love a good Laugh!
I’m busy right now!
Leghorn Foghorn, The Sexiest Bird Ever!
Leghorn Foghorn! Just uttering his name out loud sends me into the throes of ecstasy! Has there ever been such a sexy bird!!!!!! Get a load of those muscular thighs!:
Such a pensive sex bomb. With that beak, he could peck the brass off a door knob! I just love that Southern accent, it reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies but with manners!
Posted by Herneith in Bullshit!, Cussin, Goofisms, Jackassery on June 13, 2011
Sometimes abbreviated to dumbfuck. It is a vulgarism, a compliment(depends on how one interprets it), but in essence, it is a cuss (curse) word. It refers to people who are engaged in sexual intercourse, colloquially of course, not actually, and are dumb(stupid). In fact, they may be too stupid to engage in sexual intercourse as they may stick their whatsit(another colloquialism), in the wrong hole. In any case, this can be used to describe some modes of behaviour such as goofy, far out, bizarre pseudo-scientific theories, maniacal ramblings in the name of politics, basically a catchall phrase for jackasses. Users of this cuss word may use it for the following:
Being cut off in traffic by a truck no less! “That dumbfuck!” If you are still alive!
Tripping into an invisible sinkhole in public! “What a dumbfuck I am”! To offset any embarrassment by tuning the embarrassment into a joke.
Almost getting run over by a vehicle whilst crossing the street on a red light. “The dumbfuck”
Reading goofy pseudo-science tomes written and promoted by you guessed it, dumbfucks engaged in dumbfuckery.
A pedestrian crossing the street on a green light, an example of both a dumbfuck and someone who engages in dumbfuckery(the two aren’t mutually exclusive, sometimes we do stupid things)
The lists of dumbfucks who indulge in dumbfuckery are endless, take your pick!
”’In Popular ”””Culture”’
As with any cuss word, the popularity of this usage may be regional.’ Dumbfuckery can be said to be in the eye of the beholder or the ear, the dumbfuck may try to stick something in it as many of them take things literally! Don’t ever tell them to “shove it up your ass” They may just do that! That would serve as an example!
Are Black Women Ugly or is it Small Peckered Men That Make Them So?
Posted by Herneith in Bullshit!, Dumb Fuck of the Day, Goofisms, HDF, Hunks, Palm Sisters Award, Tomfuckery on May 23, 2011
So, I came across this post . In it, this ass crack by the name of Satoshi Kanazawa,
makes the scientific claim that Black women are the most unattractive due to an overdose of testosterone! This theory also explains why black men are the ,most attractive! Folks, and I use the term lightly, that’s a bunch of bullshit if I ever heard any. First the ‘race realist HBDers’ , now this fool. Will it ever stop? Everyone has got a theory, I am no different!
Here’s my theory. It all comes down to pecker size! That’s right, it is all in pursuit of the almighty leg-over, the horizontal mambo if you will. The trick is to make your competitor look worse than you are and this can extend to groups. Let me use Asians as an example. First off, let me clarify that Asia is not a country! It consist of hundreds if not thousands of different languages, ethnicities, culture, phenotypes and so forth, etc. etc.. Now in order to compete for some tail, here’s what you do. You emasculate the competing group by mythologizing their penis size, give them ‘effeminate’ features, tie intelligence to pecker size. Of course you will have to position yourself as being ‘just’ right amongst the ends of the spectrum.
Once you’ve positioned yourself thus, you get to work! You paint Asian men as being on one end of the spectrum, the highest ones being the ‘smart’ Asian men, albeit with small peckers. The Black men who are the most attractive, you must hyper sexualize them to the extent that most women(except their own) are scared shitless of their big peckers and uber manliness. You make up stories and statistics as to how these brutes will sexually
attack women and hurt them with their oversized peckers! Add to this that most have low IQs, you’ve got quite a scare tactic don’t you? You then position yourself as the golden median between the two ends of the spectrum.
But you know what? These tactics didn’t work too long did they? The horny heifers got hip to your ways! Instead of being frightened off, you piqued their curiosity! You scare off the bitches with visions of this type of Black man:
However, this is closer to the reality:
OOps sorry, that picture was for my beefcake/muscular buttocks post! Here:
So you see, your machinations go only so far. Write all the academic tomes you want. Research, research research! Pull all the stats out of your ass that you can(most people don’t understand them anyways). What do women really want? Well here’s my paradigm, it’s based on four footed animals, since there seems to be a trend towards comparing men’s behaviour to animals!:
—The Tiger!—The tiger in bed!!!Yowza!!!!!
The Jackass—The jackass to pay for it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which one are you? The Tiger or the jackass? I’d hazard a guess and say this Kuntazawa is a jackass! Ideally, a woman would prefer both of these animals! So you see, it has nothing to do with looks. A massive pay cheque also gets the woman’s juices flowing! If all else fails for you pecker sizist ‘race realists, there is always the palm sisters Agnes and Arlene!! The Palm sister Award goes to this gearbox, Satoshi! Good day to you! Sorry but that picture to the right begs for an encore!!!!!!! Yeaaaah baby!!!!!!