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King Shit From Turd’s Island or the Travails of a Troll!


Folks, I use that term lightly,   I was perusing some blogs written by some young fellows:

http://brothawolf.wordpress.com/

http://abagond.wordpress.com/

These young men(no they are not my kids),  are seeking knowledge and answers in life.   In fact they have the patience of Job in regards to some of these clowns who reply to their posts!  . Their blogs are quite enjoyable especially when lunatic trolls post there.   There are hilarious fucks who visit their blogs with the most confounding bullshit and fucktardidness! What is even more gut busting, is that these fucktards actually believe the bullshit they are expounding. Personally I find these clowns to be hilarious. However, the bloggers for the most part don’t. In fact in many instances, they seem to be too polite and kindhearted until the jackass wears out their welcome and gets progressively more belligerent! What to do with these leviathans of lunacy? Why ridicule them!  Young men, here’s my advice to you, cherish it!

Hone your ad-hominess and cussing skills when dealing with them. Throw all the ‘straw man’ arguments at them you can! In short, meet bullshit with bullshit! These clowns for the most part are oxygen thieves, who go to blogs diametrically opposed to their way of thinking and bombard them with reams of garbage, and then, have the nerve to insult their ‘intelligence’ if they refuse to debate them. So be it turd, just fuck off and go get acquainted with the palm sisters!  I realize that everyone needs a hobby but these fools are ridiculous!

The ones who I find to be particularly funny, are the racists who debate their points of views under the guise of science. There is a sucker born every minute but I ain’t one of them! No, I recognize an asshole when I come across one be it in print, in person or whatever medium. Being perverse myself to a certain extent, I find these goofs to be quite entertaining in a bizarre way.  Besides, it comes in handy being a weirdo oneself!  Garbage being paraded as ‘science’ or’ intellectual discourse’, well MAD magazine can make those claims also.  MAD magazine is intentionally funny but these goofs ain’t.  I compare their diatribes to sitting on the toilet straining for a shit and needing something to read whilst doing so, to hell with the contents, reading the ingredients on a soup can will do!  Besides, a good laugh may make your bowels move finally, Ex-lax not withstanding!

Then there are the regular posters who get sidetracked by these behemoths of bullshit!  They get sucked into these rejects so-called debates.  These particular buttocks warts, are too cowardly to call someone a name, or do not want to seem to be dumb arseholes who resort to obscenities and name-calling.(I for one would and don’t have any problems doing this, must be genetic). Well fellows, these jackasses deserve your scorn and more.  In other words, don’t waste your breath on these oxygen thieves!  The only purpose they serve is that of comical and bowel relief, you’ll shit yourself laughing!  Oh yeah, invest in toilet paper!  Oh, and remember;

Bwahahahah!!!!! BillyBob the laughing horse!

If you need assistance cursing people out:

https://herneithmyblog.com/category/humour/cussin/

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Merry Christmas!!!


Merry Christmas!!!

Here’s a recipe for roadkill fowl.

Any fowl roadkill will do!

Go to the store and purchase no name salt and pepper.

Go to a restaurant around closing time and ask for any of their half rotted vegetables, they usually have some.

See if you can get some chicken bouillon and day old bread.  If you can afford it, try and get some sausage meat.

After you arrive back home with your purchases, it is time to get to work.

Take the fowl roadkill, pluck the sucker, gut the fucker and clean it.  If you have any margarine or lard(add salt), slather it over the newly cleaned roadkill.  Take out your newly purchased aluminum pan and stick the roadkill in it, chuck on some pepper and more salt.  Take the half rotted vegetables(that is if you got any at the restaurants), cut off the rotted parts and throw it in with the road kill.   If you were able to get the sausage great!  If not, cat or dog food does the trick also:

Yum! Look at that cat food. I can think of a million ways to cook it! For now, I will just use it for the Roadkill stuffing!!

It can be good for you!  look what it did for Fluffy here:

Take that you asshole!! Suffering Succotash!

Mix this with the day old bread and shove it up the roadkill’s er, neck? After the roadkill cooks for several hours, take it out and chow down!

Not bad, not bad at all. If you have guest don't let them know this is roadkill whatever you do!

You can get some no name flour to thicken the roadkill fowl gravy.  For added starch you can cook some no name rice and eat the rest of the day old bread.  If this doesn’t appeal to you, see if you can scrounge off a relative.  Preferably one you either don’t particularly get along with or one you haven’t seen for years.  That way you can eat and leave as you don’t like them anyway.  Anywho, from the most sublime cracker the world has ever known:

The approach of Christmas brings harrassment and dread to many excellent people. They have to buy a cart-load of presents, and they never know what to buy to hit the various tastes; they put in three weeks of hard and anxious work, and when Christmas morning comes they are so dissatisfied with the result, and so disappointed that they want to sit down and cry. Then they give thanks that Christmas comes but once a year.

Mark Twain

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!

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A Turd by Any Other Name is Just a Turd


Let the hilarity commence say I!  I was reading a blog I frequent and as usual, the clueless responses from some of the posters didn’t disappoint!  Try reading them whilst drinking a beverage!  This moron with the moniker of ‘Kanna-Chan’ or some such, made the most hilarious remarks on this blog!  The topic under discussion was about colour blind racism.  This fool states:

Oh great, These blogs are meant to show that whites are racist and yet they are among the most racist blogs I’ve ever seen.

Beeyotch, if you want to read racist blogs or forums, go to stormfront or chimpout, now that is racism!  But then, being stupid as the day is long probably precludes you from realizing this.  You probably expect the writer to be a nice nigra and be all warm and fuzzy.  I can assure you, you dumb twat, that being a ‘nice nigra’ got no black person anywhere.  Even the kerchief heads eventually pay the white piper after kissing their white asses on a continuous basis!  ‘She’ then goes on to berate the author of the blog as the worst racist ‘she’ has ever heard about!  She asks an even dumber question:

You are the most racist person I’ve even HEARD about and a hypocrite. What is worse, you actually try to justify your racism.

Are you one of those people who believe that only whites can be racist?

Does a bear shit in the woods?  I  believe  racialized people in the North American society are incapable of it.  You see, racism is inherent in society.   Racism is prejudice + power.  You can be prejudiced against a group based upon ‘race’, but if you don’t have the power i.e.; control institutions, the economy and media, you are surely not racist.  Now, as a racialized person, if you dislike a group of people based upon perceived ‘racial’ characteristics both cultural and physical, then you are prejudiced.  Nonetheless, you are also a stupid twat!  Hate the sin, not the sinner as it were.  I profess I am a stupid twat in that regards, but hey, it is something I fight against every day. There are people filled with extreme self-loathing, and don’t know why or care to. They deal with Kanna-chan and her ilk from a position of inferiority;they give these jokers the time of day in other words.  They deserve nothing but ridicule!    Being introspective and cognizant of what is going on in society goes a long way in loosening the tethers that racism has on black folk.  Taking a kumbaya approach will eventually kill you sooner rather than later.  This is from a health point of view.

Yes, you may not think it is possible to be truly colorblind but it’s not really implying that people don’t see that you are of a certain race, just that you should be treated as an equal regardless of race

That was mighty white of her.  Now bitch, go to stormfront and ‘confront’ those arseholes please.  You are the definition of what a colour blind racist is!   There are a lot more angrier blogs (racist whites), out there.  You probably dislike blacks getting together and discussing racism if it is not the “we are all the same” diatribe.  This is referred to in crackerisms #2.  The inability to admit you are a racist.  Instead you resort to “I don’t see colour”, or “everyone is the same meme”.  Like the drunkard and drug fiend you are in denial.  You rationalize your behaviour.  Feel better now?  Too bad they don’t have a CA(crackers anonymous) for the likes of you!

And this is coming from someone who was raised by a stepfather whose almost entire family are white supremists. I judge people solely by character.

The coup d’ etat!  ‘My family’, crackerism #3!  Except yours is sort of the opposite!  This is a new one!  I am not like the rest of my racist family!  Thanks!  Bring in the family or friends when in doubt.  It may work!  The dumbfuck then goes on to further confirm crackerism #3 by bringing up a relative, get this; married to a black guy with three kids!  This after using cats as a comparison as to why she doesn’t see colour!  Apparently she doesn’t notice if a cat is orange ,grey or whatever.  Well where did that superstition about black cats come from then? No one saw these black cats I guess!   MAD magazine has nothing on this bitch!

And the dumb heifer of the day award goes to......

Good day!

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Women Led Relationships! You Know You Want To!!!!!!


Looking for a leg over?  Well look elsewhere clown!  I am here to discuss women led relationships!:

Bend him over quick girls!

This man’s crime?  he burnt the wife’s dinner!  Such is the female led relationship!  Do as I say, not as I do as it were!

WOMAN WHIPPING her Husband

WOMAN WHIPPING her Husband whilst a freak in a Nazi get up looks on! Talk about perverse!

His crime?  he forgot to take the garbage out!  Such is the nature of these ‘relationships’!

I am a ‘to each her own’ type of broad, but some things beg for jokes and these types of ‘relationships’ are one.  In these ‘relationships’, the woman gives the orders.  Yes sir!  Step out of line and kiss your ass goodbye!  They got a name for everything these day.  If there isn’t just make one up!  Here’s a man engaging in erotic wrestling for the pleasure of his wife!

Get em Tiger!

They say a woman’s place is in the kitchen.  Well according to the woman led relationships, that is the man’s job!  He goes to work, comes home, tidies, does a load of laundry and commences to prepare supper.  What is the woman doing?  Well she is ‘supervising’ her mate to ensure he does it right!  After doing this, he runs a hot, bubble bath for the mistress.  Woe betide the fool if the water is too hot!  After bathing the woman lays on the bed to receive a full body massage.  If the man is smart, he will provide some beverages for her and perhaps some snacks.  Otherwise he may incur her wrath!  That entails being whipped with a soggy noodle!

The most important factor in all of this is the pay cheque!  Yes, if cheque is small, kick him the balls!  In the ‘old days, they were called henpecked husbands.  Now a days they have come up with this cockamamie mode of living as woman led relationships.  Crack out the whips!   Me, I prefer the type of relationship where the spouses help each other!  For example; the man can carry the parcels whilst the woman shops.  If the man likes to cook he can do it all the time.  If he marries a she slob let him do the housework.  You see, men can be useful if trained properly.  If you have a dog, the only difference between him and the husband is, is when told to jump!; the dog can ask how high.  The man knows to keep his mouth shut and just jump.  Wait a minute, that sounds just like a woman led relationship!  I better quit while still ahead.   Again I quote my favourite cracker:

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Mark Twain

Good day to you!

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