Archive for December 31st, 2011
Folks, I use that term lightly, I was perusing some blogs written by some young fellows:
These young men(no they are not my kids), are seeking knowledge and answers in life. In fact they have the patience of Job in regards to some of these clowns who reply to their posts! . Their blogs are quite enjoyable especially when lunatic trolls post there. There are hilarious fucks who visit their blogs with the most confounding bullshit and fucktardidness! What is even more gut busting, is that these fucktards actually believe the bullshit they are expounding. Personally I find these clowns to be hilarious. However, the bloggers for the most part don’t. In fact in many instances, they seem to be too polite and kindhearted until the jackass wears out their welcome and gets progressively more belligerent! What to do with these leviathans of lunacy? Why ridicule them! Young men, here’s my advice to you, cherish it!
Hone your ad-hominess and cussing skills when dealing with them. Throw all the ‘straw man’ arguments at them you can! In short, meet bullshit with bullshit! These clowns for the most part are oxygen thieves, who go to blogs diametrically opposed to their way of thinking and bombard them with reams of garbage, and then, have the nerve to insult their ‘intelligence’ if they refuse to debate them. So be it turd, just fuck off and go get acquainted with the palm sisters! I realize that everyone needs a hobby but these fools are ridiculous!
The ones who I find to be particularly funny, are the racists who debate their points of views under the guise of science. There is a sucker born every minute but I ain’t one of them! No, I recognize an asshole when I come across one be it in print, in person or whatever medium. Being perverse myself to a certain extent, I find these goofs to be quite entertaining in a bizarre way. Besides, it comes in handy being a weirdo oneself! Garbage being paraded as ‘science’ or’ intellectual discourse’, well MAD magazine can make those claims also. MAD magazine is intentionally funny but these goofs ain’t. I compare their diatribes to sitting on the toilet straining for a shit and needing something to read whilst doing so, to hell with the contents, reading the ingredients on a soup can will do! Besides, a good laugh may make your bowels move finally, Ex-lax not withstanding!
Then there are the regular posters who get sidetracked by these behemoths of bullshit! They get sucked into these rejects so-called debates. These particular buttocks warts, are too cowardly to call someone a name, or do not want to seem to be dumb arseholes who resort to obscenities and name-calling.(I for one would and don’t have any problems doing this, must be genetic). Well fellows, these jackasses deserve your scorn and more. In other words, don’t waste your breath on these oxygen thieves! The only purpose they serve is that of comical and bowel relief, you’ll shit yourself laughing! Oh yeah, invest in toilet paper! Oh, and remember;
If you need assistance cursing people out:
Good Day to you!!