Dear Hernie!

Hi there! Got problems? Need advice? Well ol Queen Hernie’s here to help out! Being several thousand years old, has enabled me to weather many storms and situations. I would like to put to put my invaluable experiences to use in order to help others! C’mon now! Not bad for a broad several thousands of years old eh?

Got problems?  Need Advice?  Well seek no further gentle reader.  Hernie’s here!  I will give you advice such as you’ve never heard before steeped in common sense!  Now send Hernie your letters and you’ll get the advice you so richly deserve!

  1. #1 by diaryofanegress on August 29, 2012 - 17:09

    Dear Hernie,

    My problem is making black folks wake up to this genocide being committed against us. How do I reach them. Most times, they humour me when I tell them about the Beast in a suit and tie. They still want to trust the Beast and befriend him.

    Any advice?

    From your #1 fan, The Negress

    • #2 by Herneith on August 29, 2012 - 18:33

      Seriously, and I am being serious, they need to stop kissing whites’ ass and start doing for each other. The white man has historically dealt a dirty hand towards blacks, the effects of which are felt today. Most whites are obtuse to this, or if they are aware they don’t give two shits. They even fuck each other over, so they do what’s expeditious for themselves, just don’t get in their way. They invented racism as a tool to enhance their wealth and power. They managed to infuse their poison into blacks and other racialized people.. They think that blacks and other racialized people were put on this earth to serve as a punching bag for the white’s weak egos. Blacks are at the bottom of the constructed race hierarchy. Whilst I have pity for other racialized people, it is time for blacks to look after their own first. I am not a fan of capitalism as I feel it is parasitic. However, that is what we have to work with. I am an ignorant person and I mean that in the old dictionary definition of the word. I am however striving to enhance my knowledge which is lifetime thing. Studying your history and the history of blacks within the diaspora and Africa is a must. Try to glean information from wherever you can. You may get a clearer picture although you will still be ignorant. Only the higher powers are all knowing., Pre-European, Arab invasion of Africa and the European invasion of North America, the people knew this, they were more spiritual(something many in today’s society confuse with religiosity). I’ve learned not to let them get me down as I am giving them additional power when I did so. White supremacy is absurd, and so are many other things in society as a whole, probably stemming from white supremacy. It is my contention that all other ‘isms’ stem from white supremacy. Remember who first populated North America; the scum and rot off the earth, religious fanatics(puritan), indentured servants(criminals) and other miscreants. Whatever you do, laugh! Laughter is indeed a panacea. You can only influence those who are prepared to listen, a harsh truth but one which will devastate you down the road if you don’t heed it. Things are getting better in my estimation in regards to blacks interacting with one another. Don’t let the news media or media fool you, mere propaganda. That is not to say you will meet up with these blind negroes, but unless they want to wake up, there is not much you can do. They will come up with some excuse as to their mode of thought, but many of them are just plain scared. Any how this is a complicated question, is there a panacea? I don’t know, it is too complex.

  2. #3 by satanforce on August 31, 2012 - 06:22

    My penis is only nine and half inches long. Will I ever be able to truly please a woman?

  3. #4 by Herneith on August 31, 2012 - 11:51

    Nope. But you’ll please plenty of she-elephants. Failing that, a hefty pay cheque does the trick. Send her on a shopping trip! If you have a low paying job, don’t bother, there are plenty of prostitutes who will give you a hand job for ten dollars. Another option is to seek out wealthy wealthy widows. If none of the above work, the palm sisters Agnes and Arlene make excellent companions I hear, from many married and single men. Next

  4. #5 by SomeGuy on September 1, 2012 - 15:08

    I have this friend, who thinks another friend is ignoring her because of something she said and she constantly brings this up, again and again. What should I do?

  5. #6 by Herneith on September 1, 2012 - 15:46

    Tell her to shit or get off the pot! Is she an adult? If she’s a kid, don’t tell her this! Maybe she can’t take a hint who knows? If she keeps harping on this, it is time you get a new friend! Perhaps this ‘friend’ of hers, has other things to concern her such as a family, job and life in general. Maybe this friend is not really a friend as such but an acquittance who may be distancing them-self from her. If it was a real ‘friend’ she would have informed your friend as to what exactly she said or did that offended her. Perhaps this woman is insane and it is an imaginary friend she is referring to. If so, run, don’t walk away from this friendship. I hope you are not romantically interested in this person. Good luck buddy!

  6. #7 by diaryofanegress on September 1, 2012 - 17:49

    Dear Hernie,

    What should black folks do about this race war whites wanna start? While we are busy building communities, they wanna kill us off. Any ideas on how to prepare?

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