Let the hilarity commence say I! I was reading a blog I frequent and as usual, the clueless responses from some of the posters didn’t disappoint! Try reading them whilst drinking a beverage! This moron with the moniker of ‘Kanna-Chan’ or some such, made the most hilarious remarks on this blog! The topic under discussion was about colour blind racism. This fool states:
Oh great, These blogs are meant to show that whites are racist and yet they are among the most racist blogs I’ve ever seen.
Beeyotch, if you want to read racist blogs or forums, go to stormfront or chimpout, now that is racism! But then, being stupid as the day is long probably precludes you from realizing this. You probably expect the writer to be a nice nigra and be all warm and fuzzy. I can assure you, you dumb twat, that being a ‘nice nigra’ got no black person anywhere. Even the kerchief heads eventually pay the white piper after kissing their white asses on a continuous basis! ‘She’ then goes on to berate the author of the blog as the worst racist ‘she’ has ever heard about! She asks an even dumber question:
You are the most racist person I’ve even HEARD about and a hypocrite. What is worse, you actually try to justify your racism.
Are you one of those people who believe that only whites can be racist?
Does a bear shit in the woods? I believe racialized people in the North American society are incapable of it. You see, racism is inherent in society. Racism is prejudice + power. You can be prejudiced against a group based upon ‘race’, but if you don’t have the power i.e.; control institutions, the economy and media, you are surely not racist. Now, as a racialized person, if you dislike a group of people based upon perceived ‘racial’ characteristics both cultural and physical, then you are prejudiced. Nonetheless, you are also a stupid twat! Hate the sin, not the sinner as it were. I profess I am a stupid twat in that regards, but hey, it is something I fight against every day. There are people filled with extreme self-loathing, and don’t know why or care to. They deal with Kanna-chan and her ilk from a position of inferiority;they give these jokers the time of day in other words. They deserve nothing but ridicule! Being introspective and cognizant of what is going on in society goes a long way in loosening the tethers that racism has on black folk. Taking a kumbaya approach will eventually kill you sooner rather than later. This is from a health point of view.
Yes, you may not think it is possible to be truly colorblind but it’s not really implying that people don’t see that you are of a certain race, just that you should be treated as an equal regardless of race
That was mighty white of her. Now bitch, go to stormfront and ‘confront’ those arseholes please. You are the definition of what a colour blind racist is! There are a lot more angrier blogs (racist whites), out there. You probably dislike blacks getting together and discussing racism if it is not the “we are all the same” diatribe. This is referred to in crackerisms #2. The inability to admit you are a racist. Instead you resort to “I don’t see colour”, or “everyone is the same meme”. Like the drunkard and drug fiend you are in denial. You rationalize your behaviour. Feel better now? Too bad they don’t have a CA(crackers anonymous) for the likes of you!
And this is coming from someone who was raised by a stepfather whose almost entire family are white supremists. I judge people solely by character.
The coup d’ etat! ‘My family’, crackerism #3! Except yours is sort of the opposite! This is a new one! I am not like the rest of my racist family! Thanks! Bring in the family or friends when in doubt. It may work! The dumbfuck then goes on to further confirm crackerism #3 by bringing up a relative, get this; married to a black guy with three kids! This after using cats as a comparison as to why she doesn’t see colour! Apparently she doesn’t notice if a cat is orange ,grey or whatever. Well where did that superstition about black cats come from then? No one saw these black cats I guess! MAD magazine has nothing on this bitch!
#1 by Matari on December 18, 2011 - 13:59
“racism is inherent in society. Racism is prejudice + power. You can be prejudiced against a group based upon ‘race’, but if you don’t have the power i.e.; control institutions, the economy and media, you are surely not racist. Now, as a racialized person, if you dislike a group of people based upon perceived ‘racial’ characteristics both cultural and physical, then you are prejudiced.”
… understanding is where you (your Highness the Queen) and I are joined at the hip!
And I’m not talking about leg-overs.. whose definition I had to “look up” because …
“You are the most racist person I’ve even HEARD about and a hypocrite. What is worse, you actually try to justify your racism.”
“Are you one of those people who believe that only whites can be racist?”
YAWN .. YAWN .. zzzzz….
“And this is coming from someone who was raised by a stepfather whose almost entire family are white supremists. I judge people solely by character.”
This spiel sounds very similar to Alexandra, the short lived troll (white female) on that other site who claimed – after accusing the site of being RACIST – she had blacks or other POC in her racially mixed family – which of course “magically exempts” her from having any racial tendencies, attitudes or beliefs. I bet she got all teary eyed … **rolls eyes**
#2 by Herneith on December 18, 2011 - 15:36
Crackerisms #3; I am ___insert relationship, with black people. I suppose I should be grateful to this Kanna-chan as she has provided me with another crackerism; ” Most, if not all my family and extended family are racist, but I’m not!” I have heard that one before!
#3 by brothawolf on December 19, 2011 - 21:58
I was thinking of going after Kanna-chan myself, but it wouldn’t have been near as witty as what you’ve done. Anyway, your post deserves a standing ovation.
#4 by sam on December 20, 2011 - 04:53
Hey, didn’t she also say that her brother or cousin or someone up yonder them hills had a black wife and brown kids and she loved them like they were her own? Like, I love my puppies or new shoes, goldfishes or something like that…
#5 by Herneith on December 20, 2011 - 19:15
I deal with clowns like this on a constant basis at work. Being a curmudgeon, I enjoy lodging complaints against them also. I actually heard this ignorant line which falls under crackerisms #3; ” I am not racist because my wife is part black”! My reply: “There is no accounting for poor taste”! This actually happened! Needless to say this goof didn’t like my answer.
#6 by sepultura13 on January 12, 2012 - 11:43
Hi, Herneith! Just passin’ through…love the blog, and those heifer shoes are classic! I simply must put in an order for three pairs, seeing as how the birthdays of my Cuntzilla co-workers are coming up, and I want to give them something appropriate – no more Macy’s gift cards, LMFAO!! 😎
#7 by Herneith on January 12, 2012 - 20:18
The new Dumb Heifer of the Day award goes to ‘Lara’, the bitch!
#8 by sepultura13 on January 13, 2012 - 14:35
She should be the Dumb Heifer of the Year, but we both know that someone will come around and steal the crown, eh?
I love filthy limericks as well – here’s a good one, if you haven’t heard it:
There once was a hermit named dave
Who took and old, dead whore to his cave
You’d think it’s the pits
You know it’s the shits
But good gawd – look at the money he saved!
I’ve never heard the one about the guy who could shoot sparks out of his ass, LMAO!
#9 by Malcom Murakawa on January 13, 2012 - 21:42
Top-notch writing, thanks for posting this post. Appreciate it! ;D
#10 by Herneith on January 14, 2012 - 12:46
There was a man from Boston Mass,
Whose ball were made of brass.
He banged them together,
To play Stormy Weather,
And lightening shot out of his ass!
There was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ass was a cunt I would fuck it!
Haiku for the perverse!
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#12 by sepultura13 on January 17, 2012 - 16:26
Thank you for sharing the first one – I’d heard the Nantucket one years ago, when I was a newly-inducted bartender! An oldie but a goodie, LMFAO!!
Here’s a great one:
There was an old man named Trott
Who lived off of his toe-jam and snot.
When he couldn’t get these,
He ate of the cheese
On the head of his grungy old cock!
Perverse haikus, indeed! 😀
#13 by Herneith on January 18, 2012 - 19:16
@’Kadry’;Invest in toilet paper! Was that helpful?