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The White Racist’s Guide to Riling up Negroes!!!
Posted by Herneith in Humour, Informative!, Racism on September 21, 2012
Well good day all you white racists out there! Want to know how to rile up the Negroes in five easy steps? Well listen up!
1. Mimic the way the negro speaks so as to mock the negro. This is a shoo in folks! It always gets the negro riled. This is for the dumber racist who is basically a functional illiterate. So if you are as dense as a brick, this is a nice starter!
2. If you are a little bit smarter than the dumb racists, bring up the fact that they were better off during slavery than they were in ‘Africa‘. No need to be knowledgeable about the country of ‘Africa’. This will cause their eyes to bulge and their blood pressure to rise, the sight of which is hilarious!
3. Inform them of all the inventions that the whites have made and the fact that negroes have never invented anything. This one is very popular because it always gets the negroes in a lather! They will sputter and be at a loss for words or will try to give you a list of black inventors. Being a dumb fuck you will not care, as it is the charge you get out of riling up the negro that counts. Who cares that it is individuals who invent and not ‘groups’ per se. It’s riling up the negroes or bust for the semi-intelligent white racist.
4. Married or dating a negro? For those of you who don’t hate negroes but fetishize them; go to your black partner’s group and inform them they are basically useless and your white skin will afford them ‘privileges’ for being in a relationship with a white person! Never mind you are full of shit! It is the hilarious reaction you are looking for! If they are women, tell them how black men find them a handful and hard to get along with and please. If a man, tell the black man that most black men are deadbeats, criminals or in prison. They do not appreciate nor know how to treat black women. Beware though! This may backfire and you may end up with a rearranged face if the stereotypes of the negro being inherently violent proves true.
5. Mock black culture under the guise of ‘admiring’ it! Mimic modes of ‘dress’, music, and supposed ways of life such as thuggery and other modes of criminality;become a full fledged ‘wigga‘! Keep in mind you may end up being the brunt of jokes though!
6. For the ‘smarter’ raciss, be insidious. Don’t let the negro see it coming! This will prove to be even funnier when they realize you are mocking them! Start off by talking of innocuous things, such as the change in the weather. When the Negro engages with you in this mundanity, such as “how nice the weather is today”, tell him/her how much you loathe Obama. Do this suddenly without warning, this is always a shit stirrer par excellence! So what if the negro you are talking about didn’t even vote nor even supports Obama. Inject it into the ‘conversation’ to throw the negro off kilter. Then carry on as to how you hate Obama care, how you detest him etc. etc.. Assure the negro that you are not raciss,you just can’t stand him(Obama). Whatever you do, don’t let the negro get a word in edge wise during this ‘debate’. If you do, he/she may blow your conceptions of the negroes possessing low intelligence ,that they all voted for Obama because of his skin colour, in fact, they may even surprise you with their ‘intelligence’ and erudition. Can’t have that now can we? Why do this? Well it’s fun tormenting people(history has shown you this), and it works excellently as a form of confirmation bias. The negro will sputter, be taken aback and most likely will be at a loss for words. The best case scenario? He/she will beat the shit out of you! Now isn’t that the ultimate stereotype, the violent, stupid negro? It will serve as party conversation for years to come! At best, it will make you feel good about yourself as your unreasonable hatred conscious or unconscious is confirmed. You will have a ‘legitimate’ reason for hating the negro.
6. Bring up scientific studies that show most black to be intellectually inferior to whites. Do this in the context of why blacks lag behind. It’s the genetics dummy! Start out subtly now, so you can build up the suspense. Always maintain a calm and kindly demeanor whilst doing this, as you, unlike the negro can control yourself. Throw in scientific jargon(the negroes probably don’t even know what you are talking about anyway, but neither do you!). Hopefully the Negroes will get too angry to counteract your pseudo scientific arguments effectively! The fun is in the outcome of really pissing the negroes off! Don’t’ forget to give them the back handed compliments of being great at sports, singing, dancing, because everything is a trade off. The negro was given brawn for brains is all.
7. When a negro brings up past historical wrongs such as cultural genocide, mass lynchings and Jim Crow, fob them off by bringing up blacks’ inherent criminality fueled by testosterone and the ravenous sex drives. Accuse the black woman of having an overdose of testosterone too! If this doesn’t floor them, what will?
8. Bring up the police killings of negroes and do your damnedest to flip the script and blame the negroes for their ill-fortune. Better yet, bring up some murder committed by blacks against whites. Divert, divert, divert!!!!!!! You may have to call 911 when the negro’s head explodes!
Advice to the negroes? Ignore these loons and keep stepping unless you are in the mood for entertainment or a bout of fisticuffs! Good day to you!!!! When will the white racist change their ways? When pigs fly!!!!
Hi my name is Petula. Me and Mikey are getting married, wish us luck! Sooeee, oink oink.
Last but not least from ‘darling’ Mikey, his opinion and advice:
Hi again folks, Mikey here. I may be funny looking but I am smarter than you because I am white! So what if I am an inbred cretin, I mean creature! I was dropped on my head at birth hence my funny looking face! With my white fur with piss coloured accents, I am all that and then some. I am superior to you, bow down minions before my brilliance! Like my fiance Petula? Mikey the deluded asshole of a tiger! Oh, do you think I’m sexy?
The Kerchief Head Part One
Posted by Herneith in Humour, Kerchief Heads, Racism, Whatever on August 29, 2012
“Oh I wish I was in Dixie hurrah hurrah”!
Beware the kerchief head! Yes folks, they are dangerous! They will do anything and everything to fuck you up either wittingly or unwittingly! Here is a list of some types of these self-hating toe rags! The list is not exhaustible! More’s the pity!
1. The white washed clown. The black person who loves all things white at the expense of their own culture. While a healthy person can and does enjoy aspects of diverse cultures, these buffoons worship the ground that the white folk walk on and will denigrate, deride and insult their own culture and folk. No, we are not all alike nor should we subscribe to a herd mentality. However, knowing thyself is loving thyself. There is nothing wrong with liking other modes of speech, music or cuisine for that matter, just don’t down your own. For these fools, white is always right!
2. The back stabbing negro! They will stab you in the back, sabotage your projects at work, spread scurrilous rumours against you at work especially if you are one of the few negroes or negresses high up within a company! They will treat other blacks in a disdainful manner, all towards the goal of advancement. If you are a self aware Negro, they will play on that, knowing you will not take it anywhere as you don’t want to hurt your own kind. They do not see the forest for the trees which will allow them to make such colour blind statements as, “I am an individual not just a negro, there is more to me than just my colour”! Too bad the average white doesn’t see you as such. Fellow blacks know you are an individual unfortunately many whites don’t. Even when they are asked such seemingly stupid questions; ‘why do black people____insert inane question, thinking you are on hand solely to give them lessens in negrology, they jump for joy. These particular kerchief heads are clueless and think these whites are trying to educate themselves by asking inane questions they would never dream of asking another white person except in jest. But then again, there are also many dumb and clueless white folk out there! Two dummies don’t make it right! These kerchief heads will only oblige as they themselves are not like the other negroes and they revel in the chance to kiss a white person’s backside. These clowns are bombarded on a daily basis with micro-aggressions but will deny, deny, deny them until they drop dead of a heart attack or a stroke, or realize what day it is and succumb to bitterness and, or, depression. There are other traits too many to enumerate here, sad but true folks!
3. The ol shuck and jive artist!
At least with this poor sod, shucking and jiving may have been one of the few avenues where he could have actually made a fairly good living. What’s up with today performers not to mention the every day shuck and jive artist? Whites love it when you sing rap songs about bitches, committing crimes and other unsavory practices. It makes them feel good to look down on the negroes in a patriarchal manner. Modern day minstrels I call them. Those negroes and their shenanigans!
4. Treating other blacks as if they are shit because ‘you are not like them dammit!’ You’re a rare breed, someone who ‘speaks’ properly, isn’t loud, does not have unwanted children by different fathers, isn’t on welfare, does not indulge in a profligate lifestyles, doesn’t speak in slang or black dialects such as Ebonics or patois, doesn’t dress in ‘loud’ tight fitting clothes, doesn’t curse and carry on in public(something I have made a hobby of!); in other words, the requisite stereotypes which are ascribed to blacks as a whole by whites. No sir, you ain’t one of them, you are a good negro!
5. The buffoon who goes around acting out the very stereotypes about black folk that most white people are conversant with. They play up these stereotypes to the hilt in order to make some cash or to give their non existent ego a boost when whites laugh and chuckle at their antics, or love the fact that their stereotypes about blacks have been confirmed. Many of today’s entertainers fit into this mold. They will down their own kind but unlike # 4, revel in their self-hatred and hatred by extension of fellow blacks if it will get them ahead.
6. The clueless dumb fuck who doesn’t realize they are being taken for a ride but will go for the ride none the less. I actually pity these suckers. These are the ones who are devastated when they realize that all their white behind kissing doesn’t get them anywhere. These are the ones who are plagued with stress related ailments and profess to not know why. For those that do finally realize, they are devastated. I have personally seen the effects at close quarters on these types, not all black but other racialized people. It seems the more white behind you kiss, the more devastating the effects.
I could go on and on and on and on…… My advice? Don’t get too complacent, we all suffer from some form of kerchief headism, it varies. Some are fortunate and have managed to denude themselves of most of this scourge. However, knowing what day it is goes a long way in ridding oneself of its’ deleterious effect! I think I’ll go and curse out my neighbour now. Good day!
Why I Mock the White Racist!
Posted by Herneith in Humour, Racism, Tomfuckery on July 11, 2012
People or the couple that actually do, ask me why I mock the white racist? Well, why not? They offer infinite comic fodder. Being the jetsam and flotsam of society, they can’t help themselves. Well neither can I. Call it reverse tomfoolery if you will. Being a jovial and bombastic person, I just cannot help it.
The white racist subsists on riling up and fomenting ill will against racialized people, especially blacks it would seem. A day without riling up, insulting or pouring scorn on blacks is like a day without liquor, spliffs or sunshine for these lovelies!
History repeats itself but in reverse as it were, in the States home to some of the most racist toe-rags ever! Everything old is new again except it comes in new packages! The above political poster, circa 1850s’ You Knighted States, demonstrates this. Some people never learn, but some of the white racists have learned to package themselves as the calm cool and intellectually enhanced colour blind person as long as you adhere to their way of thinking and mode of behaviour. Step out of line and you become an outlier, but it ain’t based on colour see. A lot of black folk fall for this and cannot see the forest for the trees until it is too late at times. Woe-betide the ass wipe bearing gifts!
Here are some types of these white racists who lend themselves to such mockery! Believe me, the list is endless!
1. Since these fools babble foolishness incessantly, you don’t have to go far to start mocking them! Every utterance out of their mouth or via a keyboard, illustrates this perfectly! The gearbox.
2. The constipated cockatrice! One of my faves!
This one is self-explanatory! An asshole by any definition!
The blatant racist, who makes no bones about their racism and will call you a nigger to your face, outcomes be damned. They post such hilarious nonsense such as blacks look like monkeys under monikers like ‘niggers stink’ or ‘nigger’. These goofs are closeted masochists as they are secretly hoping you punch them in the face, head butt them, or drop kick them, not necessarily in that order. Funnily enough, I prefer these ones as they are blatantly funny and put pay to the notions of ‘white superiority’ ! Besides which, one can work on their pugilistic skills whilst satisfying these freaks secret lusts! Just make sure you have an adequate lawyer and bail money on hand!
4. The most boring are the ‘colour blind’ racists! Let’s skip these clowns, besides, there are too many of them.
5. The HBD ‘experts! Now these are jokers. You see they hate and alternately secretly lust after black men. I don’t know, maybe they find these secrets lusts exciting, the thrill of the imaginary chase! There is infinite comic fodder with these tools! They will pull out ‘scientific’ studies to prove their point instead of just saying they hate ‘niggers’. The most comical ones are those who will spout out the most racist bile (again under the aegis of ‘science’), and claim to not be racist. You see with these jerk offs, everyone is different, the whites are just smarter than the average ni….black person!
10. Minions of the mighty Cthulhu! Self-explanatory, certifiable loons!
Being a dumb nigress, I just discovered I can’t count, I jumped from 5 to 10. I can’t be bothered correcting it!. Good Day!
The Day in the life of a White Racist Troll!
Posted by Herneith in Bullshit!, Dumb Fuck of the Day, Humour, Racism on April 21, 2012
Good Day! Ever wonder how the white racist troll spends their day? Well here is an itemized list.
- Falls out of bed and stumbles to the washroom and exclaims; “I have the mother of all fucking hangovers!” The goof then scours the internet for black oriented blogs. The constipated cockatrice searches out those that particularly target white racism in all its’ glory.
- The fool finally finds one that has a fairly large readership.
- He peruses the blogs which he finds to be particularly ‘militant’.
- He goes to his liquor cabinet and proceeds to get something to drink, after all you will need the Dutch courage to respond.
- After a few tentative drinks, he starts drinking copious amounts of liquor. Perhaps he may throw in a few spliffs to soften the hard edges of his potential counter-attacks.
- He starts his dumbfuckery by identifying himself as a ‘race realist, not a racist.
- The puffed up jackanapes will then attempt to explain in a verbose, pompous manner, as to why blacks are basically ‘dumb’;it’s the genetics dummy! Add evolving in cold climates and other similar lunacy as to why this is so. He will then emphasize for the millionth time that he is not racist but being cool, calm and logical! Science supports him!
- Bring up black crime statistics to show how blacks lack reserve, control over their behaviour and are basically some many percentage points dumber than whites. But they can sing, dance and are good athletes! The men have an astounding amount of testosterone that explains their impulsiveness and the white mens’ smaller peckers and lower sex drives. But hey, everything is a trade off eh? Oh, he will link you to cases of black on white crime. Keep in mind he is not yet drunk as he has only consumed several bottles of beer and a quart of liquor. Over the years these superior white racist men have built up an incredible resistance to alcohol. It takes a lot to get drunk!!
- Whilst typing all this, he consumes vast amounts of liquor. That way if he ‘slips’ up and makes a particularly ignorant remark, he can attribute it to the alcohol, he may have consumed too much of it. You see, he ain’t really a ‘raciss’, you are for pointing his racism out to him!
- He stumbles to the toilet to take a piss and remembers to put the toilet seat up this time. Once he is finished voiding his bladder, he gets back to ‘work’ and drinks some more liquor.
- He types some more bullshit. He takes particular posts, hell, singles out some posters who are not ‘listening’ to him and writes a load of shit in order to give the impression that he is ‘logically’ picking their remarks to shreds. After all, the blacks need a white saviour to show them what day it is. He throws in some statistics which lack context or are generally slanted in favour of his views, or so he may think.
- Drink some more liquor.
- What ever he does,he will try to bait some of the posters, hopefully, they will fall into his ‘trap’ and seriously debate him!
- Time for lunch! He staggers to the kitchen to see what is available to eat. The cupboards are bare except for macaroni, stale bread, cans of sardines and expired milk? Ah shit, fuck, he slurs. He just chucks it into a pot, brings it to a boil and throws some expired milk on it. He then eats this concoction out of the pot. After consuming this vomit inducing shit, he burps, farts and scratches his balls. Oh yeah, he doesn’t forget to get more liquor out of the cabinet. He is on a roll folks and geared up for intellectual battle!
- By now, he should be bleary eyed and perhaps his hands are starting to cramp up. No worries, he puts some Preparation H or is it ex lax? on his afflicted hands. Being drunk, he most likely will not know the difference.
- Given temporary relief, he starts typing some more nonsense in particular, expounding in-depth on his race realist views. When queried as to why he even bothers to come to the particular blog, he informs the niggers, he mean blacks, that he is providing a different viewpoint other than that of preaching to the choir. The cretin keeps calling the blacks the most racist he has ever read. He starts wondering if this is what all the niggers, he means blacks think.
- Duty calls! time for another trip to the toilet. Being drunk, he tries not to piss all over the walls and floors! He staggers back to his computer and commences educating those ni…blacks.
- What fun he is having. This is almost better than drinking! Almost, but not quite!
- He continues toing and froing with these blacks. He punctuates this with both liquor and spliffs and is getting more inebriated and belligerent.
- Supper time! But wait there is no food to be had, besides he is having too much fun baiting and interacting with these porch monkeys, I mean blacks.
- Time for supper again, but it’s at this point the drunk, I mean racist troll proceeds to pass out. It doesn’t matter though because there is nothing in the fridge nor cupboard which can be prepared whilst drunk!
And so it goes for the white racist troll.
Always Do Sober What You Said You’d Do Drunk. That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut.